Prop Bets: Chicago White Sox VS Los Angeles Dodgers 2025-07-01
Dodgers vs. White Sox: A Cakewalk for LA, a Tragic Ode to Shane Smith
The Los Angeles Dodgers (-344) are about to make the Chicago White Sox feel like they’re playing baseball in a cyborg’s dream. Yoshinobu Yamamoto (2.61 ERA) will pitch like he’s got a spreadsheet in his head, while Shane Smith (3.38 ERA) will resemble a melting candle—soft, predictable, and destined to leak runs. Expert Jimmie Kaylor’s prediction? The Dodgers will “blow the game open in the middle innings.” Translation: Bring popcorn.
Key Props to Bet on (and Why They’re a Laugh):
1. Shohei Ohtani hits 30 HRs (-137): He’s already got one tonight, but let’s be real—this is just his warm-up act for the 30th. Bet on him needing a new bat by the 7th inning.
2. Freddie Freeman’s Hits (Over 1.5, -145): Freeman’s got more hits than a Google search for “how to fix a sink.” He’ll likely hit 2-for-4 and make the White Sox question their life choices.
3. Shane Smith’s Earned Runs (Over 2.5, -150): Smith’s ERA says 3.38, but his confidence says “I’ll give up 4 ER and a triple to Lenyn Sosa.”
Why the Dodgers Win:
- Yamamoto’s ERA is better than your dating profile’s honesty.
- The Dodgers’ lineup will score 6+ runs against Smith, who’s as reliable as a chair made of spaghetti.
- Over 8.5 total runs? Absolutely—the White Sox’s bullpen is a leaky faucet.
Final Score Prediction:
Dodgers 7, White Sox 2 (because even a bad team can score 2 runs, but hey, it’s a 7-run differential for the underdog).
Bonus Prop Bet:
Will the White Sox manager check his phone for updates on the Dodger’s score? Yes. (No odds provided, but the implied probability is 100%.)
Go forth and bet like you’re investing in a hedge fund. You won’t regret it.
Created: July 1, 2025, 11:02 p.m. GMT