Prop Bets: Chicago White Sox VS Los Angeles Dodgers 2025-07-03
Dodgers vs. White Sox: A One-Sided Slaughter or a Rare White Sox Miracle?
The Los Angeles Dodgers (-293) are here to remind everyone that the Chicago White Sox are the NFL’s Detroit Lions of baseball. With a 74.6% implied probability of winning (thanks to that -293 money line), the Dodgers are basically the Black Mamba of this matchup—unstoppable, venomous, and here to ruin your July 4th plans.
Why the Dodgers Will Win:
- Dustin May (pitching for LAD) is getting a record-a-win prop at +105. Let’s be real: he’s just here to collect the check and go home.
- Shohei Ohtani is -125 to go over 2.5 Hits+RBI+Runs. He’s basically a one-man wrecking crew with a .333 average and 3 HRs in his last 5 games. If he doesn’t hit a home run, the White Sox might as well pack up and go home.
- The White Sox are 14-20 in their last 34 games. Their offense? A comedy of errors with a .210 team average.
Why the White Sox Might (Probably Won’t) Win:
- Aaron Civale (pitching for CHW) is +400 to win. Good luck! He’s allowed 4.5 runs in his last start.
- The White Sox’s best bet? Praying Shohei Ohtani strikes out. (Spoiler: He won’t.)
Prop Bets to Waste Your Money On:
- Ohtani Over 2.5 HR/RBI/Hit (-125): He’s hit 3 HRs in his last 3 games. This is a no-brainer.
- Dustin May Over 4.5 Strikeouts (-130): He’s averaging 7 Ks per game. This is a lock.
- White Sox to Score 1+ Runs (+150): A long shot, but if you must gamble, this is your only hope.
Final Score Prediction:
Dodgers 7, White Sox 2. The White Sox will manage 3 hits, 0 HRs, and 2 errors. Ohtani will hit a moonshot HR and laugh at their misery.
Bonus prop for the masochists: Bet the White Sox to win via walk-off HR. Odds: 500/1. Because why not? 🎆⚾
Created: July 4, 2025, 1:32 a.m. GMT