Prop Bets: Cleveland Cavaliers VS Washington Wizards 2025-11-07
Cleveland Cavaliers vs. Washington Wizards: A One-Sided Spectacle (With a Side of Props)
The Cleveland Cavaliers, led by the unstoppable force that is Donovan Mitchell (31.9 PPG, 57.6% FG, 45.5% 3PT), are favored by 13.5 points over the Washington Wizards, a team that’s allowed 119.8 PPG this season. The over/under is 240.5 total points, which feels like a mercy rule for the Wizards’ defense. Let’s break it down with the humor and stats you deserve:
The Spread: Cavaliers -13.5 (-110 to -115)
The Wizards are so bad at defense that even if they score 0 points, Cleveland just needs to hit 14 points to cover. Fun fact: The Cavs have already hit 14 points in the first quarter this season.
Total Points: Over 240.5 (+102 to +105)
The Wizards rank 29th in defensive efficiency, and the Cavs are 8th offensively. This game could end 130-110, and we’d still be 10 points under. Bet the over—because why not?
Player Props: Where the Real Money Is
- Donovan Mitchell: Over 26.5 points (-110 to -115)
Mitchell’s scoring is so reliable, even if he shoots 0-12 from the field, he’ll still hit the over via free throws and dunks.
- Evan Mobley: Over 36.5 points/rebounds/assists (+650 to +675)
Mobley needs a triple-double to hit this. He’s technically capable, but only if he plays 48 minutes and the Wizards’ big men vanish.
- Mobley’s Triple-Double Prop: +650 to +700
The Wizards’ frontcourt is so porous, Mobley might get 10 rebounds just watching paint dry.
Why This Game is a Bore
The Wizards have the worst offense (104.3 PPG) and the Cavs have the 3rd-best defense (106.2 PPG allowed). It’s a math problem: 104.3 + 106.2 = 210.5, which is still 30 points under the total. Enjoy the popcorn… and the early exit.
Final Prediction: Cavaliers win by 18, Mobley gets a triple-double, and the Wizards’ bench gets a standing ovation for not fouling. 🏀✨
Created: Nov. 7, 2025, 10:16 p.m. GMT