Prop Bets: Colorado Rockies VS Boston Red Sox 2025-07-07
Red Sox vs. Rockies: A Tale of Two Lineups (and One Very Tired Bat)
July 7, 2025 – Coorsprate on the Rockies, Please
The Boston Red Sox (-202) are here to remind everyone that they’re not just a “small market team” anymore—they’re a small market team with a 4.9 runs per game offense. Meanwhile, the Colorado Rockies (+197) are here to remind everyone that their 3.5 R/G attack is about as exciting as a rain delay. Let’s break this down with the precision of a broken radar gun:
Why the Red Sox Are Favorite
- Richard Fitts starts for Boston, and while his name sounds like a guy who sells life insurance, his ERA this year is low enough to make a lifeguard jealous.
- The Red Sox are 6th in scoring, while the Rockies are 26th. It’s like asking a penguin to race a cheetah—fun to watch, but the outcome is never in doubt.
- The Rockies have a 9-48 record as underdogs of +167 or worse. Translation: When they’re the “fun team to root for,” they’re still not good.
Player Props to Bet (or Laugh at)
- Trevor Story’s HR prop is +400 for Over 0.5. Let’s be real: He’s more likely to hit a HR than the Rockies are to win this game.
- Romy Gonzalez’ double prop is +190 for Over 0.5. If he connects, it’ll be the most exciting moment of the night. If not? At least the Red Sox will win 6-2.
- Austin Gomber’s strikeout prop is -114 for Over 3.5. Good luck—Colorado’s lineup is so anemic, Gomber might retire early for a nap.
The Verdict
This is a 9.5-run total game? Please. With the Rockies scoring like a team that’s allergic to the plate, and the Red Sox churning out runs like a baseball factory, we’re looking at a 6-3 Boston win. The Rockies’ best bet? Hope for a walk-off HR… or maybe a forfeit.
Final Score Prediction: Red Sox 6, Rockies 2
Because even in Denver, gravity still pulls runs toward the better team. 🎩⚾
Created: July 7, 2025, 7:26 a.m. GMT