Prop Bets: Corentin Moutet VS Francisco Comesana 2025-07-01
Humorous Prediction: Corentin Moutet vs. Francisco Comesana – Wimbledon’s Most Confusing Math Problem
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for a match that feels like a math pop quiz at a tennis tournament! Corentin Moutet (83rd-ranked, odds: -150 to -145) faces off against Francisco Comesana (65th-ranked, +250 to +270) in a clash that defies logic, rankings, and basic arithmetic.
The Odds Say…
- Moutet is the favorite, despite being ranked 18 spots lower. The bookmakers must’ve calculated this on a slide rule. His implied probability? A solid 60% (thanks to those -150 odds).
- Comesana, the “underdog,” has +250 odds, giving him a 28.6% chance. He’s like the “also-ran” in a race with no horses.
- Spreads are wilder than a grass-court rally: Moutet is -3.5 sets? Bro, this is not American football. If he wins by 4 sets, does he get a trophy and a Nobel Prize?
- Totals hover around 39.5-40.5 games. Let’s assume this means “endless” in tennis code.
Player Props?
No flashy props here—just the existential crisis of a #83 seed being a favorite. But if you had to guess, maybe bet on “Will Comesana finally beat someone ranked lower than him?” (Answer: Yes, but only if Moutet naps).
Prediction:
Moutet will win in 4 sets, because Wimbledon’s grass courts are basically his personal trampoline. Comesana will go down fighting, maybe winning a set to yell, “I’m higher ranked!” into the void. The spread (-3.5) will confuse everyone, but Moutet’s bookmakers will take your money and smile.
Final Score Prediction: Moutet 3-1 (7-5, 6-3, 6-7(5), 6-3).
Note: If this match were a metaphor, it’d be a spreadsheet error. 📊🎾
Created: July 1, 2025, 9:50 a.m. GMT