Prop Bets: Denver Broncos VS Washington Commanders 2025-11-30

Denver Broncos vs. Washington Commanders: A Comedy of Errors (and Props)

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for a Sunday Night Football spectacle where the Denver Broncos (-6.5, -136) stomp the Washington Commanders like a NFL-sized stress ball. Why? Because the Broncos’ defense is a quad-buster of a defensive unit—third in EPA/Pass, second in opponent completion percentage, and first in limiting opposing receivers to touchdowns (just nine all season). Meanwhile, Washington’s “quad” is more like a “quad-waddle,” led by Marcus Mariota, who’s thrown for more than 213 yards once this year. Yikes.

Key Stats to Chuckle At:
- Terry McLaurin’s Return: The Commanders’ star WR is active after four games (13/203/1), but he’s averaged just 3.3 receptions per game this season—half of what he did in 2023. With Patrick Surtain II shadowing him, the UNDER 3.5 Receptions (-125) is a no-brainer. Think of it as a “McLaurin’s Law” special: When you’re injured all year, the defense notices.
- Mariota’s Meltdown: The Broncos’ pass rush (top-5 in sacks) will turn Mariota into a human sprinkler. The UNDER 190.5 Passing Yards (-110) is a lock. Mariota’s season high? 213. The Broncos’ defense? A wall. Math: Not pretty.
- Broncos’ Wide Receivers: Courtland Sutton (4+ receptions in 7/11 games) and Pat Bryant (deep threat extraordinaire) are prop gold. Sutton OVER 3.5 Receptions (-136) and Bryant OVER 13.5 Yards on Longest Reception (-110)? Denver’s QB is healthy (hello, Bo Nix!), so expect a “Sutton & Bryant: Electric Boogaloo” special.

Odds Breakdown (Implied Probabilities):
- Denver Broncos to Win: ~55% (Moneyline: -136).
- Spread (-6.5): ~51% (Odds: -110 equivalent).
- Total Under 43.5: ~52% (Odds: -187 at BetMGM).

Final Prediction: The Broncos win 24-17, with McLaurin catching 2 balls for 22 yards (because “2” is the Washington Commanders’ current win total). Bet the UNDER 3.5 receptions on Terry, the UNDER 190.5 yards on Mariota, and laugh all the way to the bank. After all, what’s more entertaining than watching a team with a 3-8 record try to outrun Denver’s defense? Nothing.

Gambling disclaimers apply. Also, please don’t @ me if Patrick Surtain II eats McLaurin for lunch. I warned you. 🏈

Created: Nov. 30, 2025, 4:20 p.m. GMT