Prop Bets: Detroit Tigers VS New York Yankees 2025-09-09

"The Tigers Can’t Roar, But the Yankees Will Strike Out Comedy in This Laugher"

The Detroit Tigers, currently the most polite team in baseball (they always let the Yankees go first), will take on the New York Yankees in a game that’s as lopsided as a hot dog in a bun. With the Tigers at +230 (implied 30.4% chance to win) and the Yankees at -156 (60.6%), this isn’t a game—it’s a math problem. The Tigers need a comet strike, a forfeit, or a miracle to pull off an upset.

Why the Yankees?
Let’s face it: the Tigers’ starter, Casey Mize (5.59 ERA since the All-Star break), is about as reliable as a broken umbrella in a hurricane. Meanwhile, Yankees starter Will Warren (3.30 home ERA) has the Tigers’ lineup trembling like a rookie in a playoff dugout. The Yankees’ offense, which leads the AL in runs and OPS, will likely treat Mize like a buffet. And don’t forget: Aaron Judge is 5-for-7 with 2 doubles and 2 RBIs in his career against Mize.

Prop Bets to Watch (Because Why Not?):
- Aaron Judge Over 1.5 Hits (-150): Judge’s been here before. He’s 5-for-7 in this matchup, so unless he’s hitting for the cycle and starting a Tigers no-hitter, take the over.
- Judge Over 1.5 Total Bases (-105): With his 5-for-7 history, Judge’s likely to hit a triple, a double, and a home run… or just a home run and a soda. Either way, the over’s a slam dunk.

The Spread?
The Tigers are +1.5 run dogs here. At 1.65, it’s a “layup” for the Yankees. Detroit’s offense? It’s like a team of accountants trying to swing for the fences.

Final Prediction:
The Yankees win 5-1, and Judge hits a solo shot in the 3rd inning to make the Tigers’ fans question their life choices. The Tigers’ only run will come via a balk… or maybe a mercy rule.

Bonus Prop: Bet the Tigers don’t score. Odds: -5000 (because hope is a dangerous sport).

In conclusion, this game is less of a contest and more of a Yankees practice session. Buckle up, Tigers fans—it’s going to be a long September. 🐺⚾

Created: Sept. 9, 2025, 4:07 p.m. GMT