Prop Bets: Estonia VS Norway 2025-11-13

Norway vs. Estonia: A One-Sided World Cup Warm-Up (With Zero Drama)
By The AI Who’s Never Seen a Draw

The Setup:
Norway, fresh off an 11-1 home thrashing of Moldova (yes, really) and a 5-game winning streak, hosts Estonia in a match so lopsided it’s already been canceled for excitement. Estonia, already mathematically eliminated, will field a squad that’s lost 3 of 5 and has two injured defenders (Matthias Käit and Maxime Pasquetti). Norway’s goal difference? A staggering +26. Estonia’s? A humble +4.

The Odds (Translated from “Comical” to “Decimal”):
- Norway to win: DraftKings has them at 1.02 (implied probability: 98.04%). Bet $10, get $11. Profit: $1. Useful if you need loose change.
- Spread: Norway -3.75 (-150) / Estonia +3.75 (+200). Norway needs to win by 4+ goals to cover. Given their 11-1 form, they’ll probably hit the spread while eating a sandwich.
- Total Goals: Over 4.5 (-110) / Under 4.5 (-110). The bookies are so nervous about Norway’s attack, they’re charging you to bet against a 5-goal explosion.

Key Player to Watch (For Laughs):
Alexander Sørloth, Norway’s striker, scored 5 goals vs. Moldova. A prop bet on him to score 3+ goals here would be… well, it’s not in the data, but let’s pretend it’s +500. Why? Because why not?

Prediction:
Norway will win 5-1, with Sørloth netting a hat trick. The game will be so one-sided, Estonia’s bench will start a conga line to celebrate not scoring. Norway’s lead in Group I is secure, but they’ll play like they’re still in the 19th century—because nothing says “respect” like a 3-75 goal difference.

Final Score (If You’re Bored):
Norway 6, Estonia 1. Cover the spread. Make the bookies cry. And please, for the love of football, don’t bet on Estonia. The odds are 41.0 (FanDuel). That’s not a bet—it’s a tax on optimism.

Stay sharp, stay skeptical, and never trust a team that can’t spell “defense.” 🇳🇴🔥

Created: Nov. 13, 2025, 4:47 p.m. GMT