Prop Bets: Fresno State Bulldogs VS Kansas Jayhawks 2025-08-23

Prediction: Kansas Jayhawks vs. Fresno State Bulldogs (August 23, 2025)
Location: Lawrence, Kansas

The Verdict:
The Kansas Jayhawks are about as much of a favorite as a vegan at a barbecue contest. Per the odds, they’re a near-lock (-13.5 to -14) to stomp Fresno State, with implied win probabilities hovering around 85-87% (thanks to decimal odds of 1.15–1.20). The Over/Under sits at 50.5–51.5 points, which feels generous for a game where Kansas’ defense might make Fresno State’s offense feel like it’s trying to score while wearing a fanny pack.

Key Stat to Mock:
QB Jaden Daniels isn’t just a name; it’s a verb. If he doesn’t turn Fresno State into Jell-O with his arm, I’ll eat my hat (and probably regret it).

Why Fresno State Should Pack Up:
- Kansas is 16/1 to win the Big 12? Sure, but they’re -14 against this team. Priorities, Fresno.
- The spread is a “respectable” -13.5 at DraftKings. Bettors, take the Jayhawks unless you literally believe in miracles.

Player Props?
None here, folks. This isn’t the WNBA. But if you really want to bet on Kansas’ kicker nailing a field goal, go ahead—I’ll be over here laughing at your audacity.

Final Score Prediction:
Kansas 35, Fresno State 17. The Bulldogs will gain exactly 247 yards (the magic number for “meh”) and Jaden Daniels will throw for 300+ yards because of course he will.

Bonus Joke:
If you still pick Fresno State, I hope their 14-point deficit gives you indigestion.

Created: Aug. 7, 2025, 7:14 a.m. GMT