Prop Bets: Girona VS Getafe 2025-10-31
Getafe vs. Girona: A La Liga Laugher Matchup
October 31, 2025 | Coliseum de Getafe | Kickoff: 8:00 PM GMT
The Verdict:
Getafe is the clear favorite here, and not just because their defense has leaked 12 goals (still decent by La Liga standards) compared to Girona’s catastrophic 22. Girona, stuck near the bottom with just 9 goals scored (fewer than a toddler’s vocabulary), looks like a team that forgot how to attack and remembered how to concede. The odds? Getafe at 2.15 (46.5% implied), Girona at 4.0 (25%), and a draw at 2.9–3.05 (32–34%). If you’re betting on Girona to win, you might as well buy a lottery ticket and a new soccer IQ book.
Why Getafe?
- Girona’s defense is so porous, they probably lost a game of Jenga during training.
- Getafe’s Borja Mayoral is a goal-scoring machine at +165 (38% implied). Bet he’s the first to net.
- Girona’s Christian Stuani is the only threat at +240 (28.5%), but even he’ll struggle against a defense that’s… well, not Girona’s.
Prop Bets to Ponder:
- Borja Mayoral Anytime Goal: +165 (he’s Getafe’s main man).
- Christian Stuani Assist: +240 (Girona’s best hope, but good luck).
- First Goal: Mayoral (+380) vs. Stuani (+240). Pick your poison.
- Total Goals Under 2.5: -110 (Girona’s offense is a comedy of errors).
Final Jeer:
Girona’s best move? Hide. Getafe’s best move? Take the 2.15 and go home. And maybe check if their goalkeeper’s signed an NDA with the opposition.
Disclaimer: No toddlers were harmed in the making of this prediction. Probably. 🏆
Created: Oct. 31, 2025, 5:17 p.m. GMT