Prop Bets: Golden State Warriors VS Oklahoma City Thunder 2025-11-11
Golden State Warriors vs. Oklahoma City Thunder: A One-Sided Slaughter (with a Side of Humor)
The Golden State Warriors, currently nursing a 1-5 road record and a hangover from their recent 114-83 loss to the Pacers, will face the red-hot Oklahoma City Thunder (10-1 at home) in what’s shaping up to be a statistical cakewalk for Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and Co. The Thunder, led by SGA’s 33.2 PPG average, are favored at -7.5 with a 74.3% implied win probability, while the Warriors, sans a healthy Steph Curry (who’s currently "recovering from a mysterious illness" a.k.a. "taking a mental health day"), are priced at +3.45.
Why This Game is a Foregone Conclusion:
- SGA’s Points Prop (31.5): The Thunder’s star is so automatic, he could hit this line blindfolded. Bet the Over—unless you’re blind.
- Curry’s Absence: The Warriors’ offense has cratered without him, averaging just 100-120 PPG. They’re like a smoothie without the blender.
- Home-Court Advantage: The Thunder are 4-0 at Paycom Center this season. The roof might as well have a "No Warriors Allowed" sign.
Player Props to Bask In:
- SGA Over 31.5 Points (-117): He’s averaging 35.5 PPG in his last 4 games. This is his "easy button" night.
- Over 228.5 Total Points: With the Thunder’s 114 PPG offense and the Warriors’ porous D (114.2 PPG allowed), this game could be a shootout.
- SGA Over 6.5 Assists (-154): He’s dishing out 6.5 APG lately. Bet he’ll hit this while laughing at the Warriors’ helplessness.
The Joke’s the Takeaway:
The Warriors’ only hope is praying Curry magically returns, hops on a jet, and dunks on SGA’s head. But even then, the Thunder’s Chet Holmgren will just block it and post it on TikTok.
Final Score Prediction:
Oklahoma City 122, Golden State 105
Because even the Warriors’ fans know when to quit.
Bonus Prop Bet:
Will Draymond Green throw a tantrum? Yes (+200). He’s got a 7.5 rebounds prop, but his emotional outbursts are the real action.
Created: Nov. 11, 2025, 3:36 p.m. GMT