Prop Bets: Golden State Warriors VS Phoenix Suns 2025-12-18
Golden State Warriors vs. Phoenix Suns: A Tale of Two Teams and a Half-Point Spread
The Golden State Warriors and Phoenix Suns are set to clash in a matchup that’s less a basketball game and more of a "who’s having a worse week?" contest. Both teams are mired in mediocrity—Golden State’s 14-13 record and Phoenix’s 14-12 mark—suggest they’re more interested in their holiday break than the standings. But hey, at least the Warriors have Stephen Curry, who’s been scoring 28.5+ points in his sleep lately. Literally—try waking him up after a 48-point snooze.
The Odds Breakdown
- Moneyline: Warriors at -110 (FanDuel) to Suns at -105 (DraftKings). It’s a pick’em, folks. Bet on whichever team your grandma roots for because neither has a coherent game plan.
- Spread: Warriors -1.5 (-110) vs. Suns +1.5 (-110). The half-point spread is so tight, it’s like trying to parallel park in a Prius. Take the Suns for the upset if you enjoy watching Dillon Brooks get ejected again.
- Total: 231.5 points (Over -108, Under -102). With both teams shooting like they’re in a free-throw contest (Warriors: 45.3% FG, Suns: 45.1%), this’ll be a shootout. Under is for quitters.
Player Props to Bet Your Grandma’s Cookie Jar On
- Stephen Curry: Over 28.5 points (-112). He’s averaged 29.6 this season. If he doesn’t drop 30, call the NBA and tell them physics is broken.
- Devin Booker: Under 24.5 points (-128). Booker’s been a bit "meh" lately (25.1 PPG), but let’s not jinx him. Bet Under unless you want to hear about his 40-point meltdowns.
- Draymond Green: Over 5.5 assists (+120). Draymond’s been dishing out 5.9 per game. If he’s not facilitating, he’s facilitating drama.
Why the Warriors Might Win
Curry’s scoring wizardry (+39 PPG in his last 3 games) and the Suns’ shaky defense (116.4 PPG allowed) make this a "just throw it to Steph" night. Plus, Phoenix’s Grayson Allen (-110 on 14.5 points) is about as reliable as a toaster in a hurricane.
Why the Suns Might Win
The Warriors are missing Al Horford and Kuminga, and their bench is thinner than a poorly-reviewed pizza crust. If Booker can avoid turnovers (he’s had 5.5 per game) and Mark Williams grabs 12 rebounds, Phoenix might pull off the shocker.
Final Verdict
Take the Over 231.5 points (-108) and root for Curry to torch the Over 28.5 points line. It’s the only way to guarantee some fireworks. And if you must pick a team, the Suns +1.5 (-110) are your best bet if you fancy a David vs. Goliath story where David forgets his sword at home.
Tip-off: 10:10 PM ET. Bet wisely, and for the love of all that is holy, don’t put your life savings on Draymond Green’s triple-double prop. 🏀💸
Created: Dec. 18, 2025, 5:09 p.m. GMT