Prop Bets: Houston Rockets VS San Antonio Spurs 2025-11-07
Humorous Prediction: San Antonio Spurs vs. Houston Rockets (2025-11-08)
Odds as of October 26, 2025 (DraftKings)
The Spurs, per usual, are the sensible choice (-1.5) at +2.05 moneyline odds. The Rockets, in a valiant attempt to prove they’re not the same team that once traded for James Harden, are +1.8 on the moneyline. Let’s break this down with the precision of a man who’s never missed a layup in his life (unlike you, dear reader).
Key Stats:
- Over/Under: 227.5 points. The Spurs averaged 228.5 points per game last season—just 1 point above this total. The Rockets? Well, they’re the Rockets.
- Spreads: Spurs +1.5 (-110) / Rockets -1.5 (-110). It’s a pick’em, folks. The Spurs are favored by a hairpin, but only because they’ve got Victor Wembanyama to dunk on your confidence.
Player Props?
None in the provided context. The summaries focused on the Spurs’ October 26 game against the Nets, where De’Aaron Fox and Victor Wembanyama were hyped. But here? The Rockets’ Jalen Green is probably prop-bet material, but since the JSON doesn’t mention him, we’ll assume he’s too busy dodging questions about the G League.
Implied Probabilities (DraftKings Odds):
- Spurs Moneyline (-110): 52.4% chance to win.
- Rockets Moneyline (+110): 47.6% chance to win.
Verdict:
The Spurs are the safer bet, but only if you’re not betting on fun. The Rockets will probably shoot 30% from deep and lose by 12, but hey, at least they’ll make you feel something. Take the Spurs +1.5 unless you’re a masochist with a penchant for playoff-level chaos.
Final Score Prediction:
San Antonio 118, Houston 106 — because even the Rockets can’t out-embarrass the Spurs in a single game.
Created: Oct. 26, 2025, 3:20 p.m. GMT