Prop Bets: Indianapolis Colts VS Seattle Seahawks 2025-12-14
Seahawks vs. Colts: A Grandpa’s Last Stand (Or Should We Say, "Grandpa’s Last Pass?")
The Seattle Seahawks (-14, -930 ML) are favored to stomp the Indianapolis Colts by a 24-10 margin, according to analysts who显然 haven’t checked the weather in Seattle in December (i.e., it’s always raining, and your QB is a 44-year-old grandfather). The implied probability of a Seahawks win? A staggering 89.3% (thanks to those -930 odds). For context, that’s more likely than your Uncle Bob remembering where he left his keys.
Why Seattle?
- The Seahawks’ defense is a statistical monster: #1 in DVOA, #2 in yards per play allowed, and #2 in third-down stops. They’ll treat Philip Rivers like a vintage wine—respectfully, but with zero expectation of a second bottle.
- The Colts’ QB room? A medical marvel. Daniel Jones is out (Achilles), Anthony Richardson is injured, Riley Leonard’s knee’s in a cast, and Brett Rypien’s résumé includes "journeyman." Rivers, last seen in 2021, is now the least bad option.
Philip Rivers’ Prop Bet: A Tragic Comedy
Rivers’ passing yards are set at 150.5, the lowest line of any QB this season—even below rookie Justin Fields. For context, that’s 30 yards less than a football field. Rivers’ 2020-21 QBR was 55.0, but his 2025 QBR? Let’s just say it’ll be a decimal that makes Fibonacci blush. Take UNDER 150.5 yards unless you enjoy watching a man named "Philip" attempt to defy time, gravity, and the Seahawks’ pass rush.
The Spread: A 14-Point Kindness
The line has ballooned from -3.5 to -14, per BetMGM, where 89% of money is on Seattle. Why? Because oddsmakers are 73% sure this game will play like a 2022 "Top 10 list of things that age poorly." Rivers is being compared to Joe Flacco’s 2023 comeback, but Flacco only took 11 months off. Rivers? Five years. Five!
Final Prediction:
Seattle wins 20-13, with Rivers throwing for 120 yards, 1 TD, 2 picks, and at least one "Where did the time go?" existential crisis. Take the UNDER 41.5 total points—this won’t be a shootout. It’ll be a defensive clinic, with the Colts’ "running game" consisting of Jonathan Taylor sprinting to the exit ramp.
In conclusion: If you bet on Indianapolis, you’re either a masochist or a fan of tragic underdog stories. For the rest of us, grab your popcorn and watch the Seahawks make Philip Rivers look like a Hall of Fame Hall of Famer. 🏈👴
Created: Dec. 14, 2025, 8:50 p.m. GMT