Prop Bets: Le Havre VS Marseille 2025-10-18   
 
    Marseille vs. Le Havre: A One-Sided Sausage Grind (With a Side of Humiliation)
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for a Ligue 1 spectacle where Marseille will stomp Le Havre into the turf like a toddler with a trampoline. The odds? Well, they’re about as telling as a weather vane in a hurricane.
The Stats That Make You Laugh (Or Cry, If You’re Le Havre):  
- Marseille is on a 4-game winning streak, having outscored opponents 10-2. Their home record? 100%. Because apparently, Stade Vélodrome is just a portal to unstoppable football.  
- Le Havre hasn’t drawn here since 1996. Seven straight losses, each by at least two goals. It’s not a stadium—they’re just visiting relatives who never leave.  
- Marseille’s attack? Paixao (3 goals in 2 games) and Aubameyang (still here? Still scoring!) are the main attractions. Bet on either of them to score (odds: 3.20) or just Aubameyang to net anytime (-170, FanDuel).  
The Odds That Scream “Bet on Marseille”:  
- Marseille to win: 1.35 (74.1% implied). That’s not a bet—it’s a guarantee with a 26.9% profit margin.  
- Over 2.5 goals: 1.65 (60.6% implied). Le Havre’s defense is a sieve. Expect goals like confetti at a kids’ party.  
- Marseille to win by ≥2 goals and keep a clean sheet: 3.20. Because why not make it look easy?  
Player Props Worth Your Hard-Earned Cash:  
- Igor Paixao (FanDuel): Goal scorer anytime at +135. He’s hot. Like, “I scored twice against Ajax” hot.  
- Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (DraftKings): First goal scorer at +350. He’s the elder statesman of this squad—let him open the floodgates.  
- Mason Greenwood (FanDuel): Goal scorer anytime at +240. Why not? He’s there, and math says it’s possible.  
The Verdict:  
Le Havre is here to vacation. Marseille is here to vacation… in Le Havre’s dreams. Bet on the obvious, laugh at the “Le Havre to win” line (8.0? That’s a 10.7% chance for a team that’s won 1 game this season), and enjoy the show.  
Final Score Prediction: Marseille 3-0 Le Havre. Paixao and Aubameyang score, and someone gets a red card just to make it interesting.
Created: Oct. 18, 2025, 7:08 p.m. GMT