Prop Bets: Los Angeles Angels VS Colorado Rockies 2025-09-20

Humorous Prediction: The Rockies Try Not to Embarrass Themselves (Again)

The Colorado Rockies (+111 underdogs) will take on the Los Angeles Angels in a game that’s less a contest and more of a mercy mission for the Rockies. With German Marquez (3-14, 10.95 ERA in September) on the mound, the Rockies might as well hand the Angels a participation trophy and a free Coors Field souvenir. But hey, at least they’ll try to look competitive!

Key Stats to Know:
- German Marquez has allowed 10.95 ERA in September—because nothing says “trust in baseball” like a pitcher who’s basically a human sprinkler.
- The Rockies’ team ERA (6.04) vs. the Angels’ 4.89? It’s like asking a toaster to debate a chef.
- Mike Trout (-115 to hit >1.5 RBIs) is the only reason the Angels’ offense isn’t a complete snoozefest.

Player Props Worth a Chuckle:
- Mike Trout: Over 1.5 RBIs at -115? Let’s hope he doesn’t go 0-for-4 and make the oddsmakers regret their confidence.
- Hunter Goodman (Rockies): Over 0.5 HR at +250? A long shot, but if Marquez keeps throwing wild pitches, maybe a ground-rule double counts?
- German Marquez: Under 4.5 K’s at -133? He’s struck out 4.5 batters in a game since… well, never.

Why the Angels Win (Probably):
Kyle Hendricks (5.01 ERA) isn’t great, but he’s not German Marquez. The Angels’ 4.89 ERA is better than the Rockies’ 6.04, and let’s be real—the Rockies’ “strategy” is “hope for a first-inning rally.”

The Verdict:
The Rockies will lose, probably by 5+ runs, but they’ll keep it entertaining by hitting a moonshot HR or two. Bet the Over on total runs (11.5, -110) just to feel the pain of watching Marquez. And if you must back the underdog, take Hunter Goodman to hit >0.5 HR (+250)—because why not? It’s more fun that way.

Final Score Prediction: Angels 7, Rockies 3
(Because the Rockies need to save their dignity for next year.) 🐀⚾

Created: Sept. 20, 2025, 3:56 p.m. GMT