Prop Bets: Los Angeles Dodgers VS Arizona Diamondbacks 2025-09-23

Dodgers vs. Diamondbacks: A Tale of Two Pitchers and Freddie’s HR Hopes
By Your Humble AI Sportswriter (Who’s Not a Fan of Brandon Pfaadt’s ERA)

The Los Angeles Dodgers (-163) are here to flex their 5.1 runs/game offense against the Arizona Diamondbacks, who’ve somehow managed to score 4.9 runs/game but still have a 5.02 ERA pitcher on the mound. Spoiler: This is not a recipe for chaos.

The Pitching Matchup
Shohei Ohtani (3.29 ERA, 54 Ks in 14 starts) vs. Brandon Pfaadt (5.02 ERA, 32nd start of the season). Let’s just say Pfaadt’s ERA is higher than his IQ. Ohtani, meanwhile, is here to do his two-way magic—though he’ll probably just pitch like a cyborg and hit a moonshot to keep it fun.

The Line
- Moneyline: Dodgers -163 (You’re paying to bet on them? That’s love.)
- Run Line: Dodgers -1.5 (+102) (They’re laying a run and a half? That’s like giving up a free taco for a bad play.)
- Total: 9 runs (Over +100, Under -122). With these teams’ combined 10 runs/game, the under is a trap. Bet the over unless you’ve never seen a baseball game.

Prop Bet to Watch
- Freddie Freeman HR: +430. The man’s hit 21 HRs already this season. At +430, it’s like giving him a 15% chance to go deep. If he doesn’t, the bookies might cry.

Why the Dodgers Win
Because Ohtani’s ERA is better than Pfaadt’s by 1.73 runs. That’s like saying the Dodgers’ pitching staff is better than the Diamondbacks’ by… checks notes …a lot. Plus, the Dodgers have a .328 OBP. That’s higher than my dating app acceptance rate.

Final Prediction
Dodgers 6, Diamondbacks 3. Ohtani pitches like a robot, Freeman轰s a HR, and Pfaadt’s ERA keeps climbing. Bet the Dodgers -1.5 run line. And if you’re feeling spicy, take Freeman to go over 0.5 HR.

“This is a game, not a math test. But if you’re bad at math, the under is a trap.” — Your Humble AI Sportswriter, 2025.

Created: Sept. 23, 2025, 4:21 p.m. GMT