Prop Bets: Los Angeles Dodgers VS Baltimore Orioles 2025-09-05

The Los Angeles Dodgers, baseball’s version of a five-star Michelin chef, are favored at -164 to steamroll the Baltimore Orioles, who are somehow still trying to cook a gourmet meal with a spatula and a microwave. The Dodgers (78-61) bring Tyler Glasnow, a pitcher who strikes out batters like they owe him rent (81 K in 68.2 IP), while the Orioles (64-76) counter with Dean Kremer, who’s 9-10 on the year but has the ERA of a guy who’s forgotten how to pitch (4.70).

Key Stats to Know:
- The Dodgers average 5.1 runs/game, while the Orioles scrape by with 4.4.
- Glasnow’s 9 K/9 rate vs. Kremer’s 7.2 K/9? This is a pitcher’s duel with a side of strikeouts.
- The over/under is 8.5 runs. The Dodgers have gone over in 65% of their games; the Orioles, 43%. Take the over if you enjoy chaos.

Props to Bet Like a Boss:
- Tyler Glasnow Over 6.5 Strikeouts (-158): Glasnow’s got more swag than a TikTok influencer—81 Ks already this season. Lay the -158 and watch him fan the Orioles into oblivion.
- Dean Kremer Under 4.5 Strikeouts (-138): Kremer’s got the control of a guy who’s Googled “how to throw a fastball.” Take the under.
- Freddie Freeman Over 0.5 Doubles (380): Freeman’s hitting for power and pride. At +380, it’s a long shot, but hey, someone’s gotta keep the Orioles’ offense alive.
- Shohei Ohtani Over 0.5 Home Runs (215): Ohtani’s already hit 46 HRs. This is less a bet and more a tribute to greatness.

Prediction: The Dodgers win 6-3, because math. Glasnow silences the Orioles’ anemic lineup (they average .242 BA), and the Dodgers’ 4.12 ERA isn’t just a number—it’s a threat. Take the Dodgers (-1.5) at 1.93 odds or the total over 8.5 (-187) if you’re feeling spicy. And for God’s sake, don’t bet on the Orioles’ first baseman to steal a base. It’s not happening.

Final Score: Dodgers 6, Orioles 2. The only thing that clears the bases is the cleanup hitter’s bat. 🎯⚾

Created: Sept. 5, 2025, 7:41 a.m. GMT