Prop Bets: Los Angeles Dodgers VS Colorado Rockies 2025-06-25
Dodgers vs. Rockies: A One-Sided Laugher or a Rockies Miracle?
The Los Angeles Dodgers (-319) are here to flex their 123-home run muscle, while the Colorado Rockies (18-60) bring their "we-just-hit-a-rock" lineup to Coors Field. Let’s break it down with the precision of a perfectly executed bunt.
Why the Dodgers Will Win:
- Yoshinobu Yamamoto is basically a cyborg with a 2.76 ERA. He’ll make the Rockies’ hitters feel like they’re swinging at shadows.
- The Dodgers’ lineup? A nuclear reactor. Shohei Ohtani (+145 to hit a HR) and Freddie Freeman (-110 on 2.5+ total bases) are here to turn the Rockies’ pitching into confetti.
- The Rockies score .228 BA? That’s slower than a sloth on a coffee break.
Prop Bets to Steal (or Avoid):
- Ohtani Over 0.5 HRs (+145): He’s hitting a HR like it’s a mandatory team-building exercise.
- Freeman Over 1.5 Singles (-115): The Rockies’ defense can’t stop him from batting 1,000 times.
- Rockies Under 11 Total Runs (-115): They’ve scored 3+ runs in a game about as often as a vegan finds their favorite snack.
Why the Rockies Might (Not) Win:
- Jordan Beck (-260 to get 0.5+ HRs) could surprise us… if "surprise" means a single dribbler to short.
- Chase Dollander (-135 to allow 5.5+ hits) will face the Dodgers’ .264 BA. Spoiler: It’s not a date.
Final Prediction:
The Dodgers win 8-2, with Ohtani launching a moonshot and the Rockies’ offense resembling a broken toaster. Take the Under 11 Runs (-115) unless you enjoy watching Rockies fans cry into their nachos.
Bet responsibly, or just root for the Rockies to make us all laugh by pulling off a miracle. (They won’t.) 🐴⚾
Created: June 26, 2025, 12:07 a.m. GMT