Prop Bets: Los Angeles Dodgers VS Pittsburgh Pirates 2025-09-02
Dodgers vs. Pirates: A One-Sided Laugher or a "Wait, Is This Game Even Happening?" Special
The Los Angeles Dodgers (-180) are here to remind the Pittsburgh Pirates (who are basically a travel team for the minors) that baseball is a sport, not a charity event. With Clayton Kershaw (9-2, 3.06 ERA, 58 Ks in 88.1 IP) on the mound, the Pirates’ offense—last in MLB in runs (500), HRs (100), and OPS (.646)—might as well pack their bats and call it a season.
Key Numbers to Know:
- Kershaw Over 4.5 Ks (+116): The future Hall of Famer has 58 strikeouts in 88.1 innings this year. The Pirates, who strike out more than any team (8.7/game), will likely oblige him with a few more.
- Pirates Team Total Under 1.5 Runs (+105): Pittsburgh’s offense has scored 3.6 runs per game this season. Kershaw’s 1.15 WHIP and 3.06 ERA? That’s not a typo—it’s a tombstone for hope.
- Dodgers’ Defenses: LAD’s .987 fielding percentage and NL-best 3.67 team ERA? The Pirates are 29th in OPS (.646) and 30th in ISO (.133). They’re not just bad—they’re statistically improbable.
Prop Pick of the Day:
Clayton Kershaw Over 4.5 Strikeouts (+116): With a 9.0 K/9 and a career-high 9.4 K/9 against NL Central teams, Kershaw’s got the Pirates’ number. The Bucs’ .234 AVG? That’s lower than my self-esteem after watching them play.
Why This Game Will Be Boring:
- The Pirates’ lineup has more holes than Swiss cheese. Their leadoff hitter, Bryan Reynolds, has a .631 OPS. Their cleanup man, Oneil Cruz, has 19 HRs but a .723 OPS.
- The Dodgers’ pitching staff has a 4.08 ERA and 9.0 K/9. Kershaw’s 3.62 FIP? That’s better than the Pirates’ entire rotation.
Final Score Prediction:
Dodgers 4, Pirates 0 (or 5-1 if you’re feeling charitable).
Why You Should Bet the Under on Runs (8.5, -110):
Because watching the Pirates fail to score is like waiting for a Netflix load—agonizing and slightly depressing. The Dodgers’ offense (5.1 R/G) will cruise, and Kershaw’s ERA? It’s basically a typo.
In Summary:
This game is less of a contest and more of a “How Many Strikeouts Can We Endure?” special. Grab a snack, bet on Kershaw’s Ks, and enjoy the Pirates’ 38th loss in 40 games. Baseball’s a beautiful game… until it’s not. 🎬⚾
Created: Sept. 2, 2025, 12:30 p.m. GMT