Prop Bets: Los Angeles Dodgers VS Pittsburgh Pirates 2025-09-03
Dodgers vs. Pirates: A Tale of Two Offenses (and One Very Confused Umpire)
The Los Angeles Dodgers (-179) and Pittsburgh Pirates (+149) clash in a game that’s less a baseball match and more of a math problem. Let’s break it down with the precision of a spreadsheet and the humor of a middle schooler’s sports bet.
The Numbers That Won’t Lie
- Dodgers Implied Win Probability: 64% (thanks to those -179 odds). They’ve won 61.2% of games with similar lines this season.
- Pirates Implied Win Probability: 40.3% (+149). They’ve won just 41.7% as underdogs—so, basically, they’re the human version of a “meh” emoji.
- Team Offenses: The Dodgers (5.1 R/G, 1.5 HR/G) vs. the Pirates (3.6 R/G, 100 HR total). It’s like comparing a five-star Michelin chef to someone who microwaves a burrito.
Star Power vs. Starvation
Shohei Ohtani (1-1, 4.18 ERA, 45 HR) starts for LAD, and his Over 1.5 hits line is -135 on FanDuel. That’s basically a guarantee he’ll outperform the Pirates’ entire lineup, which ranks dead last in MLB in runs. Speaking of which, the Pirates Team Total Under 1.5 Runs is +105 at BetMGM. Take it. They’ve scored 500 runs all year—half of the Dodgers’ total.
Player Props to Wager On
- Ohtani Over 1.5 Hits: -135 (FanDuel). He’s hitting .276 with 45 HRs. This is his job.
- Bryan Reynolds Over 1.5 Hits: -250 (FanDuel). Reynolds is hitting .234, but hey, it’s negative odds. Bet with confidence!
- Freddie Freeman Over 1.5 Hits: -160 (FanDuel). The man’s a Hall of Famer. Just let him do his thing.
The Verdict
The Dodgers are a well-oiled machine (think: Ohtani + 5.1 R/G offense) facing a Pirates team that’s more “The Shawshank Redemption” than “Pirates of the Caribbean.” Unless Braxton Ashcraft (the Pirates’ starter) suddenly invents the longball, this is a one-way street.
Final Prediction: Dodgers 5, Pirates 2. The Pirates’ team total Under 1.5 runs? Take it. Ohtani gets his 150th K. And someone please explain to the Pirates why they’re not hitting more home runs.
Bet responsibly, and always tip your umpire—even if they’re confused by the math. 🎲⚾
Created: Sept. 3, 2025, 7:16 a.m. GMT