Prop Bets: Los Angeles Dodgers VS San Diego Padres 2025-08-23
Dodgers vs. Padres: A NL West Showdown Where the Dodgers Should "Steal" the Win (Literally, They’re Good at Everything)
The Los Angeles Dodgers (-135) are favored over the San Diego Padres (+115) in this NL West clash, and honestly, it’s not because the Padres have suddenly discovered the art of pitching. Let’s break it down with the precision of a 3.12 ERA:
Pitching Matchup: Glasnow Glows, Cortes Crumbles
- Tyler Glasnow (3.12 ERA) for the Dodgers is the equivalent of a locked-and-loaded gun. The Padres’ offense? A target.
- Nestor Cortes (5.87 ERA, 8.51 FIP, 1.652 WHIP) is the Padres’ version of a leaky faucet—everyone knows it’s broken, but they keep hoping it’ll magically fix itself. The Dodgers’ hitters have a .417 xBA against him (Teoscar Hernández, we’re looking at you), so expect fireworks.
Offense: Dodgers’ OPS is a .781, Padres’ Hope is a .500
The Dodgers’ bats have been dialed in (.781 OPS, 120 wRC+ over two weeks), while the Padres’ lineup looks at Cortes like he’s a math test they didn’t study for.
Key Props to Steal (Literally, Steal Bases? No, Props.)
- Nestor Cortes Strikeouts (Over 4.5, +130): Cortes has a 26.8% whiff rate and 11 Ks over his last two starts. Bet on the “K” show before he turns into a human piñata.
- Teoscar Hernández Hits (Over 0.5, -128): His .417 xBA vs. Cortes includes a homer. He’s not just a player—he’s a guarantee.
- Shohei Ohtani HR (Yes, +400): The two-time MVP needs no introduction. If he doesn’t go deep, check your TV—maybe it’s broken.
Odds & Ends
- Moneyline: Dodgers -135, Padres +115.
- Run Line: Dodgers -1.5 (+125), Padres +1.5 (-150).
- Total: Over 8 (-115), Under 8 (-105).
Final Verdict
The Dodgers have the edge in pitching, hitting, and even their promotional giveaways (trust us, it’s better than the Padres’ “Buy One, Get One 50% Off” merch deal). Lay the -135 and watch the Padres’ “trust Cortes” strategy crumble like a poorly constructed Jenga tower.
Prediction: Dodgers 5, Padres 2. And no, the Padres won’t even come close to stealing a run.
Created: Aug. 24, 2025, 1:20 a.m. GMT