Prop Bets: Los Angeles Rams VS Seattle Seahawks 2025-12-18

Rams vs. Seahawks: A Thursday Night Farce of Football (And Why You Should Bet on Rain Checks)

The Rams (-1.5, 2.0 odds) and Seahawks (1.83 odds) are set to battle in a Week 16 clash that’s less “Monday Night Football” and more “Monday Afternoon Nap.” The Rams, 8-2 ATS in their last 10, are the slim favorite, but let’s be real: their “ATS dominance” probably includes the Seahawks’ Week 11 loss when they coughed up four Darnold interceptions. Again. Geno Smith, Seattle’s QB, is just chasing that legacy.

Key Stats to Know:
- The Rams average 6.2 yards per play (offensive glitter), while the Seahawks allow 5.4 yards per pass attempt (defensive glitter—shinier).
- Seattle’s defense is DVOA’s No. 1 ranked unit, but they’ll face a Rams offense that’s… consistent? (Read: Puka Nacua’s 1,541 yards receiving, but also: is that a typo?)
- Weather: 90% chance of rain and winds. Perfect for Jaxon Smith-Njigba’s Under 89.5 receiving yards (-114) prop—because soggy balls + Seahawks’ ground-game focus = JSN’s stat line looking like a dry erase board.

Player Props Worth Your Time (and Slightly Less Soggy Bankroll):
1. Matthew Stafford (-103) to throw Over 1.5 TDs: He’s thrown 37 TDs this season—because apparently, his arm’s a fire alarm.
2. Jaxon Smith-Njigba Over 6.5 receptions (-121): He’s caught 9 balls in the last meeting, but with Davante Adams sidelined, Stafford’s probably whispering, “JSN, you’re my only friend.”
3. Zach Charbonnet Over 0.5 receiving yards (-115): Seven of 13 games with >0.5 yards? This man’s a receptional therapist.
4. Geno Smith Over 0.5 interceptions (-147): Remember when he threw four picks in Week 11? Oh, you will.

The Total is 42.5 Points—a number so low, it’s practically a math error. Bet the Under (1.91 odds) because neither team’s offense wants to risk a turnover in this weather.

Final Prediction:
The Seahawks (-1.5) are 2-1 in their last three ATS, but Sean McVay’s December magic (27-11-1 ATS) and Seattle’s “mystery” weather make this a toss-up. Go with the Rams +1.5 at 1.93 odds—because covering the spread is harder than explaining why JSN’s yardage prop is a trap.

Bonus Humor:
If Blake Corum (Under 40.5 rushing yards -114) touches the ball, the Seahawks’ “ground game” will feel like a comedy of errors.

Place your bets, but maybe also bring an umbrella. And a therapist. For the game. And the weather. And the state of NFL quarterbacks. 🏈🌧️

Created: Dec. 18, 2025, 8:27 p.m. GMT