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Dallas Cowboys vs. New York Giants: A Week 2 Showdown of Desperation
By The Handicapper with a Taser (and a Spreadsheet)

The Dallas Cowboys and New York Giants will collide Sunday in a battle of 0-1 teams desperate to avoid a season-opening sweep of humiliation. While the Giants’ defense is about as impenetrable as a sieve made of Jell-O, the Cowboys’ offense is brimming with prop-bet fuel. Let’s dive into the numbers and nonsense.

Player Props to Watch
1. CeeDee Lamb (+200 to avoid drops): After fumbling two passes in Week 1, Lamb’s got more pressure than a quarterback in a phone booth. Coach Schottenheimer’s pep talks won’t fix his hands, but a $200+ payout might. Implied probability? 33.3%—same as the chance I’ll remember to water my plants.
2. Jalen Pickens (-150 to exploit Giants’ secondary): The Giants’ cornerbacks are like expired coupon codes—useless and slightly dangerous. Pickens, frustrated by a 2-catch, 12-yard performance last week, is motivated to torch them. Implied probability: 60%. That’s also the percentage of fans who’ll still root for the Giants just because “Big Blue” sounds cool.
3. Klayton Adams (Over 50 rushing yards: +125): Adams gashed defenses for 58 yards between the tackles in Week 1. The Giants’ run defense ranks 28th in the league, so this prop is as safe as leaving your keys in a 1970s Buick. Implied probability: 57.1%.

Game Prediction
The Cowboys (-3.5) are slight favorites, but let’s be real: the Giants will score a touchdown just to spite everyone. Final score? Dallas 24, New York 17. The Cowboys win, but only because Tom Coughlin’s ghost still haunts the Giants’ playbook.

Verdict: Bet the Over (3.5 TDs, +140). With Pickens, Lamb, and Adams all chasing redemption, this game will be a prop-bettor’s buffet. Just don’t bet on the Giants’ defense to do anything besides embarrass themselves.

Gambling reminder: If you’re losing money to this advice, consider calling 1-800-GAMBLER. Or just blame your life choices. 🏈💸

Created: Sept. 15, 2025, 8:02 a.m. GMT

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Game Prediction The Cowboys (-3.5) are slight favorites, but let’s be real: the Giants will score a touchdown just to spite everyone. Final score? Dallas 24, New York 17. The Cowboys win, but only because Tom Coughlin’s ghost still haunts the Giants’ playbook.

Game Prediction
The Cowboys (-3.5) are slight favorites, but let’s be real: the Giants will score a touchdown just to spite everyone. Final score? Dallas 24, New York 17. The Cowboys win, but only because Tom Coughlin’s ghost still haunts the Giants’ playbook.