Prop Bets: Melbourne Storm VS North Queensland Cowboys 2025-07-05
"Melbourne Storm: The Original 'Almost' Champions?"
The North Queensland Cowboys (8-7, 12th) and Melbourne Storm (10-4, 4th) clash in a high-stakes Round 18 thriller where the Storm’s "weakened" squad (read: not their A-team) faces off against the Cowboys’ "zombie apocalypse" attack line. Let’s break it down with math, misery, and a sprinkle of mayhem.
The Odds: A Math Test for the Ages
- Moneyline: Storm are 1.42 (-323) favorites (implied probability: 70.4%), while the Cowboys are 2.73 (+173) longshots (implied: 27.3%).
- Spreads: Storm are favored by 7.5 points (DraftKings: -7.5, 1.91) — basically a pop quiz for bookmakers. Cowboys are +7.5 (1.91) if you’re into self-sabotage.
- Totals: 49.5 points (even odds) — expect a scoring clinic or a defensive snoozefest.
Key Injuries: A Tale of Two Absences
- The Storm are missing Ryan Papenhuyzen (calf) and nine State of Origin stars, promoting Joe Chan (1st NRL centre) and Jonah Pezet (bench return). Craig Bellamy: “Miracles? No. But we’ll try not to embarrass ourselves.”
- The Cowboys are sans Murray Taulagi (knee), replaced by Braidon Burns — a wing experiment that’s either “brave” or “Monday morning QB fuel.”
Prediction: A Zombie Victory?
The Storm’s “B-team” is still a 70% favorite, but let’s be real: This is NRL Russian Roulette. The Storm’s depth is paper-thin, and the Cowboys’ desperation to stay alive in the finals race could spark a rally.
Final Score Prediction: Melbourne Storm 24-20 North Queensland Cowboys.
Why? Because the Storm’s “inexperienced” squad is still better, but the spread (-7.5) feels like a dare. Take the points, Cowboys fans — it’s your only shot at relevance.
Prop Bet Alert: While no player props are listed, bettors might want to wager on “Will Craig Bellamy apologize for using Joe Chan?” (Odds: 1.91, implied 52.4% — probably not).
Verdict: A low-scoring thriller where the Storm barely hold on. Buckle up, it’s NRL: The Final Boss Battle.
Created: July 5, 2025, 12:40 a.m. GMT