Prop Bets: Miami Hurricanes VS Virginia Tech Hokies 2025-11-22
Miami vs. Virginia Tech: A Comedy of Errors With a Side of Dominance
The Spread: Miami is a 18.5-point favorite (FanDuel: -17.5, DraftKings: -18.5). If you’re betting on Virginia Tech, your odds of winning are roughly 11.1% (implied by +7.0 decimal odds). Good luck—this is the football equivalent of betting your dog will beat Usain Bolt in a sprint.
The Over/Under: Set between 48.5 and 49.5 points, depending on the bookie. The SportsLine model thinks this game will hit 64 points, making the "Over" a 80% favorite. Enjoy the math: Miami’s defense allows 81.8 rushing yards; Virginia Tech’s offense averages 187.6 rushing yards. The Hokies’ passing game? A tragic opera.
Key Stats:
- Miami’s defense: 3rd in FBS, allowing 81.8 rushing yards/game.
- Virginia Tech’s offense: 2-4 at home, with a passing attack that’s worse than a group of kindergarteners throwing a football.
- Miami QB Carson Beck: Projected for 300+ yards, 3 TDs. Bet on him to outshine Virginia Tech’s QB, Kyron Drones, who’s expected to throw for 2 TDs and rush for another. (Note: Drones’ props are basically “Will he quit mid-game? Yes.”)
Player Props to Mock:
- Malachi Toney (Miami WR): Freshman with 2 TDs in Week 12. Bet he’ll out-receive Virginia Tech’s entire offense.
- Mark Fletcher Jr. (Miami RB): Projected for 100 yards, 1 TD. Bet on him to embarrass Virginia Tech’s run defense, which is about as porous as a colander.
- Kyron Drones (VT QB): Passing for 2 TDs? Only if “passing” means throwing interceptions.
Why Miami Will Win: Because Virginia Tech’s "Senior Night" is less a celebration and more a funeral for a team that’s 3-7. Miami’s defense will make Hokie fans question why they didn’t just punt the ball into the sun.
Why Virginia Tech Might Not Lose By 35: Maybe James Franklin’s new coaching staff will magically transform this team into a functional unit. Or maybe the Hokies will finally invent the forward pass. (Spoiler: No.)
Final Score Prediction: Miami 35, Virginia Tech 14. The Hokies will gain exactly 188 rushing yards, rounding up to mock Miami’s defense. The Over/Under? We’ll call it a technical Under because the game will be too one-sided to bother scoring enough points.
Verdict: Bet Miami -18.5. Unless you’re a masochist, in which case take Virginia Tech +17.5 and a prayer. 🏈🙏
Created: Nov. 22, 2025, 4:36 p.m. GMT