Prop Bets: Miami Marlins VS Colorado Rockies 2025-09-17
Miami Marlins vs. Colorado Rockies: A Tale of Two Teams (and a Lot of Rockies’ Suffering)
Date: September 18, 2025 | Time: 1:20 AM ET
The Setup:
The Miami Marlins (-174 ML) will likely trample the Colorado Rockies (+145) like a herd of elk stampeding through a glass gift shop. The Rockies, who’ve lost 109 games this season (a pace that’d set a record for losing), are here to make you laugh, cry, and then check your Netflix for The Office re-runs. The Marlins, meanwhile, are playoff math warriors, clinging to a wildcard dream with the tenacity of a sunburned tourist gripping a margarita.
Key Stats:
- Ryan Weathers (Marlins, 2.73 ERA): The Rockies’ lineup is so weak, even he can probably pitch a full game and not get charged with a no-hitter.
- Rockies’ Team Offense: 558 runs total (3.7 RPG), ranking 30th in MLB. They hit 148 HRs, but that’s more like “148 practice swings” than actual damage.
- Totals: The Over/Under is set at 8.5 runs (-110/-110). With both teams’ offenses resembling a stuck pencil sharpener, Under 8.5 is a savvy play.
Player Props to Punt On:
- Hunter Goodman (Marlins): Over 2.5 H/R/RBI (-110). With Rockies pitching that’s less reliable than a toaster oven, Goodman’s likely to feast.
- Ryan Weathers: Over 3.5 K (-105). His 27 strikeouts in 29.⅔ innings? A masterclass in Rockies’ batting struggles.
- Rockies Team Total Under 2.5 Runs in 1st 5 Innings (-140): A given. They’ve scored 558 runs all year. That’s 558 reasons to bet the Under.
Implied Probabilities (Moneyline):
- Marlins: 63.6% chance to win (based on -174).
- Rockies: 41% chance to lose (based on +145).
Final Verdict:
The Marlins win 6-2, and the Rockies’ lineup will make you question if they’re playing baseball or a slow-motion version of Jenga. Bet the Marlins, the Under, and laugh all the way to the bank.
Bonus Prop Bet:
Rockies to hit 0 HRs in the game (+200). They’re 29th in MLB in HRs. This is their wheelhouse.
Created: Sept. 18, 2025, 1:40 a.m. GMT