Prop Bets: Miami Marlins VS San Francisco Giants 2025-06-25

Giants vs. Marlins: A Tale of Two Teams (and a Lot of Struggles)
The San Francisco Giants (-222) are about to make the Miami Marlins feel like they’ve been handed a toddler’s crayon and told to battle Goliath. With a 3.29 team ERA (3rd in MLB) vs. Miami’s 4.91 (27th), this game is as lopsided as a hot dog in a bun. The Giants have won 59.2% of games when favored, so unless the Marlins’ offense (24th in runs/game) suddenly invents the double, this could be a snoozefest.

Why the Giants Will Win:
- Logan Webb (3.12 ERA) vs. Edward Cabrera (5.70 ERA)? It’s like sending a mathematician to debate a guy who still uses a slide rule.
- The Marlins have scored 4 runs per game? More like 4 runs per month.

Prop Bets to Consider (Because Why Not?):
- Rafael Devers to get Over 0.5 hits (-230): He’s a .300 hitter; this is a layup.
- Heliot Ramos to hit a HR: +450. Let’s be real, it’s more likely he’ll trip over his own cleats.
- Marlins to score Over 6.5 runs: +200. Only if they start pitching to themselves.

Final Prediction:
The Giants win 5-2, Cabrera gets shelled, and the Marlins’ lineup (which has the offensive pop of a damp sponge) will leave fans asking, “Is this a baseball game or a nap time?”

Bonus Prop for the Brave:
- Xavier Edwards to get 3.5 total bases: +900. Because why not bet on the equivalent of a ceremonial first pitch?

Tip your cap, Marlins fans. It’s going to be a long night. 🎩⚾

Created: June 26, 2025, 12:14 a.m. GMT