Prop Bets: Michael Dasmariñas VS Elijah Pierce 2025-07-25

Humorous Prediction for Elijah Pierce vs. Michael Dasmariñas (July 26, 2025):

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for a night where Elijah Pierce will likely make Michael Dasmariñas feel like a $2 steak dinner—tenderized, overwhelmed, and destined to end up on someone else’s plate. The odds? Let’s just say the books are so confident in Pierce they’re offering 1.05 decimal odds (95.2% implied probability) at Bovada and BetOnline.ag. For context, that’s about the same chance of me not eating pizza on a Tuesday.

Michael Dasmariñas isn’t entirely a punching bag, though! At FanDuel, his +7.2 odds (13.9% implied probability) suggest a sliver of hope—if you believe hope is a 7-to-1 long shot backed by a miracles-for-dummies manual. BetUS even sweetened the pot to 8.0 for him, because why not let dreamers bet their rent money?

Key Stat: The only thing heavier than Pierce’s favoritism is Dasmariñas’ workload if he’s betting against himself.

Verdict: Sleep through the bell, wake up to Pierce’s victory. Unless Dasmariñas suddenly invents a time machine to learn from Muhammad Ali, this is a 12-round nap fest with a guaranteed outcome.

Place your bets, but don’t place your hopes on Michael. The house always wins, and so will Elijah. 🥊💰

Created: July 25, 2025, 2:23 p.m. GMT