Prop Bets: Milwaukee Brewers VS Pittsburgh Pirates 2025-09-07

Brewers vs. Pirates: A One-Sided Sausage Fest (with Props!)

The Milwaukee Brewers (-154) are about to steamroll the Pittsburgh Pirates (+129) like a beer truck on a bad day. Let’s break it down with the precision of a perfectly executed knuckleball:

The Money Talks
- Brewers Implied Probability: 60.4% (they’re basically telling you to bet on them).
- Pirates Implied Probability: 43.9% (their chances are about as high as a fan’s hopes of a Pirates playoff berth).
- Total: 8 runs (-110 each). Over is the only sane play—this game’s scoring more runs than the Pirates’ season HR total (102).

Why the Brewers Win
Jacob Misiorowski (4.50 ERA) gets the start, but even he’s probably laughing at Pittsburgh’s .234 team BA. The Brewers hit 12 HRs in their last 10 games—Brice Turang (.358 OBP) and William Contreras (17 HRs) will treat PNC Park like a buffet. The Pirates’ pitching? A 2.76 ERA staff? Cute. They’ve given up 9 HRs in 10 games.

Pirates’ Hopes?
Bubba Chandler (2.25 ERA in 3 starts) debuts, but facing Jackson Chourio (.275 BA) and Brice Turang (.368 AVG) is like bringing a spoon to a gunfight. Oneil Cruz (19 HRs) might slug a moonshot, but the rest of Pittsburgh’s lineup? They’re batting .231.

Player Props to Cash In On
- Brice Turang: Over 2.5 hits (-222) – He’s hit .368 in his last 20 games.
- William Contreras: Over 1.5 RBI (-161) – His arm’s stronger than his team’s bullpen.
- Oneil Cruz: Over 0.5 HR (+560) – If he goes deep, it’ll be the game’s most exciting moment.
- Jacob Misiorowski: Over 6.5 K (-146) – He’s struck out 12.9 per 9 IP this season.

The Verdict
The Brewers win 7-2, Turang goes 3-for-4 with an RBI, and the Pirates’ fans go home early to avoid the shame. Bet the Brewers, cash in on Turang’s hits, and pray Bubba Chandler doesn’t get lit up. This is baseball’s version of a math test: the answer’s always the same.

“The Pirates’ only chance is if Misiorowski throws a no-hitter… and the Brewers’ bus crashes on the way to the game.” – Your Uncle Joe, who still thinks the Pirates will win the World Series. 🍻⚾

Created: Sept. 7, 2025, 8:39 a.m. GMT

Prop Bets: Milwaukee Brewers VS Pittsburgh Pirates 2025-09-07

Pirates’ Hopes? Bubba Chandler (2.25 ERA in 3 starts) debuts, but facing Jackson Chourio (.275 BA) and Brice Turang (.368 AVG) is like bringing a spoon to a gunfight. Oneil Cruz (19 HRs) might slug a moonshot, but the rest of Pittsburgh’s lineup? They’re batting .231.

The Verdict The Brewers win 7-2, Turang goes 3-for-4 with an RBI, and the Pirates’ fans go home early to avoid the shame. Bet the Brewers, cash in on Turang’s hits, and pray Bubba Chandler doesn’t get lit up. This is baseball’s version of a math test: the answer’s always the same.

Pirates’ Hopes?
Bubba Chandler (2.25 ERA in 3 starts) debuts, but facing Jackson Chourio (.275 BA) and Brice Turang (.368 AVG) is like bringing a spoon to a gunfight. Oneil Cruz (19 HRs) might slug a moonshot, but the rest of Pittsburgh’s lineup? They’re batting .231.

The Verdict
The Brewers win 7-2, Turang goes 3-for-4 with an RBI, and the Pirates’ fans go home early to avoid the shame. Bet the Brewers, cash in on Turang’s hits, and pray Bubba Chandler doesn’t get lit up. This is baseball’s version of a math test: the answer’s always the same.