Prop Bets: Minnesota Twins VS Los Angeles Dodgers 2025-07-22
Dodgers vs. Twins: A Dodgy Dodger Dominance (With a Side of Prop Bets)
The Los Angeles Dodgers, fresh off their 5.3-run-per-game power surge, are here to stomp the Minnesota Twins like a toddler on a stress ball. The moneyline? Dodgers -150, which means you’d need a 150% confidence boost just to bet on the Twins. But hey, if you must take the underdogs, they’re +250—a shot at triple-digit returns if Shohei Ohtani suddenly decides to moonlight as a Twins fan.
Key Props to Watch:
- Shohei Ohtani (-135) to hit 1.5+ hits: The two-way god’s hitting line is as certain as a Netflix password reset. Take the over—his implied probability is 53.8%, which is basically a guarantee he’ll outslug the entire Twins lineup.
- Byron Buxton (+310) to hit a double: At +310, it’s a long shot, but Buxton’s got the speed of a caffeinated cheetah. If he pulls it off, he’ll be the first human to double off Yamamoto since 2019.
- Yoshinobu Yamamoto (Ks: 6.5, -130): The Dodger ace’s strikeout prop is a 6.5—take the over. His 6.5 Ks are as inevitable as a July heatwave in Dodger Stadium.
Twins’ Last Hope?
Simeon Woods Richardson (-115) to pitch 14.5+ outs. The under is -115, but let’s face it: the Twins’ lineup is so anemic, even a 14-inning shutout would feel like a mercy rule.
Final Score Prediction:
Dodgers 8, Twins 2. The Twins will score 2 runs, roughly the same number of wins they’ve had this season.
Prop Pick of the Night:
Ohtani’s 1.5+ total bases (-125). The odds imply an 80% chance he’ll hit for the cycle tonight. Spoiler: he won’t, but the math is delicious.
In conclusion: Bet the Dodgers, laugh at the Twins, and hope Buxton triples to ignite a 12th-inning rally. It’s the only way this game gets interesting. 🎲⚾
Created: July 23, 2025, 2:06 a.m. GMT