Prop Bets: New Orleans Saints VS Miami Dolphins 2025-11-30
"Saints vs. Dolphins: A Rainy Romp of Redemption (and Ridiculous Props)"
The New Orleans Saints (+5.5, 3.10 implied probability) and Miami Dolphins (-5.5, 60% implied probability) clash in a tropical NFL party under Miami’s 80º rain showers. Both teams are 2-9 and 4-7, respectively—two struggling squads fighting for the title of “Most Improved” (from their respective draft positions next year). The over/under is 42.5 points, and the SportsLine model loves the Over (60% chance), probably because the rain will turn the field into a Slip ‘N Slide and force both offenses into a chaotic, points-spewing frenzy.
Key Player Props to Bet on Before the Saints Do Their Best Impression of a Dolphins Fan:
- Jaylen Waddle (MIA): 75+ receiving yards (+100 → 50% implied). He’s averaged 88.3 yards over his last four games—because Miami’s offense needs him to outrun the embarrassment of a 4-7 record.
- Darren Waller (MIA): 25+ receiving yards (-120 → 55% implied). Waller’s already hit 25+ in 100% of his games this season… because math.
- Riley Patterson (MIA): >1.5 field goals (-118 → 54% implied). He’s made ≥2 in seven games—because Miami’s offense is so bad, the special teams might win this thing.
- De’Von Achane (MIA): >4.5 receptions (-140 → 58% implied). He’s averaging 4.9 receptions per game—because even in a down season, the Dolphins have some consistency.
- Tua Tagovailoa (MIA): Under 30.5 pass attempts (-115 → 55% implied). With Miami’s lead likely early, Tua might as well take a nap and let the defense… uh… not implode.
Prediction: The Saints will cover the spread by doing the Miami Dolphins’ taxes… and leaving them with a headache. Miami’s defense ranks 22nd in points allowed, and New Orleans’ offense? They’re the kind of team that’d score a TD just to spite the odds. Final Score Pick: Dolphins 24, Saints 21. The Over hits because neither team can stop scoring like they’re playing * Madden on tilt*.
Bet the Over and a Saints cover if you’re feeling nostalgic for the “glory days” of 2009. 🏈🌧️
Created: Nov. 30, 2025, 4:08 p.m. GMT