Prop Bets: New York Giants VS Buffalo Bills 2025-08-09
Giants vs. Bills Preseason Showdown: A Comedy of Errors (With a Side of Buffalo Wings)
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for a Thursday night spectacle where the New York Giants (1-2 in preseason over the last three years—yes, really) will face off against the Buffalo Bills, who’ve decided to treat this like a scrimmage for their backup dancers. The Bills are favored by 2.5 points (decimal odds: 1.65-1.71), which translates to a 60%-plus implied probability of winning. Meanwhile, the Giants are priced at 2.2-2.3, implying a 31%-36% chance to shock the world—or at least Highmark Stadium.
Why the Bills Are Here to Win:
- Depth over hope: The Bills are trotting out backups, including Mitch Trubisky and Mike White, who’ll probably throw for 200 yards combined while oohing and aahing at new defensive end Joey Bosa.
- Giants’ youth movement: Jaxson Dart, the first-round rookie, might get a start, but let’s be real—he’s playing against a Bills defense that’s probably still high-fiving themselves for drafting Allen.
The Total is 37.5 (Even Odds):
The Over is a 50-50 proposition, which is about as exciting as a tie in chess. But hey, with two teams presumably throwing caution to the wind (Giants’ coaches: “Let’s see what Dart can do!”; Bills’ coaches: “Let’s see if Bosa can eat a quarterback!”), we might get a shootout.
Key Stat to Mock:
The Giants’ preseason struggles are legendary. Since 2022, they’ve gone 1-2 in exhibition games more often than a vegan at a BBQ. The Bills? They’ve got an 11-2 preseason record under Sean McDermott. That’s not a typo—that’s a typhoon of talent.
Player Props? Not Here:
No individual player props were listed in the data, but if you want to bet on Jaxson Dart’s first career interception or Mitch Trubisky’s ability to not throw a pick-six, you’re on your own.
Final Prediction:
The Bills win 24-17, with Trubisky tossing two TDs and Dart… well, Darting between “I can do this” and “Why is my name Jaxson?”. Take the Bills -2.5 for the points, and if you’re feeling spicy, grab the Over 37.5—because nothing says “preseason” like scoring more than a field goal.
Note: This game is less of an NFL matchup and more of a “Here’s your roster, kids, now play” campfire story. Bet accordingly. 🏈🔥
Created: Aug. 9, 2025, 3:34 p.m. GMT