Prop Bets: Philadelphia 76ers VS Boston Celtics 2025-10-22
Humorous Prediction: Celtics vs. 76ers – A Tale of Two Teams (and One Very Confused Joel Embiid)
The Boston Celtics, now a team of "rookies and role players" (per Boston Globe’s very generous spin), host the Philadelphia 76ers in what’s sure to be a thrilling showdown of "who’s left standing." With Jayson Tatum out for the season and Jaylen Brown questionable (hamstring), Boston’s roster reads like a "Where’s Tatum?" scavenger hunt. Meanwhile, Joel Embiid, healthy and hungry, is here to remind everyone why he’s the league’s most valuable "I’m not playing with you" artist.
Key Stats & Props to Watch:
- Joel Embiid’s Points Prop (Over 23.5, -119): Embiid will likely drop 25+ just to spite the Celtics’ new "we’re rebuilding" narrative.
- Derrick White’s Assists (Over 6.5, -125): White’s gonna need to dish out 7 dimes to prove he’s not just a "Tatum sidekick."
- Tyrese Maxey’s Triple-Double (Yes, +1400): Unlikely, but if Maxey does it, the 76ers will probably just trade him for a sandwich.
Why the 76ers Might Win:
Embiid’s dominance is like a 7-foot-1 grump who’s very good at basketball. The Celtics’ bench? A mix of "who?" and "I used to be a starter." Philly’s depth (Tyrese Maxey, Tyrese Maxey) might just outlast Boston’s "we’re all just here for the vibes" squad.
Why the Celtics Might Win:
The 76ers’ bench is… unique. If Boston’s Derrick White and Payton Pritchard can hit 3s (and avoid looking at Embiid for more than 3 seconds), they might pull off the upset.
Prop Pick of the Night:
Embiid Over 23.5 Points (-119): Even if he’s "just" a 23-point game, the line’s low because bookies forgot how good he is. Take the points.
Final Score Prediction:
76ers 118, Celtics 112. Because even without Tatum, Boston’s still not scoring 120.
Bet accordingly. And maybe check if Brown plays. Or doesn’t. It’s a mystery! 🏀✨
Created: Oct. 22, 2025, 9:22 p.m. GMT