Prop Bets: Pittsburgh Pirates VS Colorado Rockies 2025-08-03

Pirates vs. Rockies: A Tale of Two Terrors (With a Side of Props)

The Pittsburgh Pirates (-138) and Colorado Rockies (+110) clash in a game that’s like a bad dating app match: both teams are statistically challenged, but somehow the Rockies are worse. The Pirates, riding a five-game winning streak, bring a 30th-ranked offense (3.4 R/G) to Coors Field, where the Rockies’ ERA is a putrid 5.65 (30th). Yet somehow, experts are calling this a high-scoring affair? Buckle up, folks—this is the MLB version of “two wrongs make a right.”

The Numbers That Make No Sense
- Pirates Moneyline: Implied probability of 58% (based on -138 odds). For context, the Pirates have won just 14 of 30 games as favorites this season.
- Total Runs: Over 11.5 (-110) is the trendy pick, despite both teams ranking in the bottom five in MLB scoring. Credit the Rockies’ bullpen (28th in ERA) for keeping this game exciting.
- Pitching Matchup: Mitch Keller (PIT) vs. Bradley Blalock (COL). Keller’s been a punchline on the road (6.45 ERA), while Blalock’s been a different punchline (6.68 ERA). Together, they’re the comedy duo no one asked for.

Prop Bets to Steal Your Heart
1. Oneil Cruz (PIT) Over 0.5 Home Runs (+230): The Pirates’ lone power threat gets a friendly juicer at Coors. Bet he doesn’t go deep… or does.
2. Nick Gonzales (PIT) Over 1.5 Total Bases (-135): A -135 line for “Over 1.5 bases”? That’s basically paying to watch Gonzales leg out a triple. Take the under if you value your sanity.
3. Andrew McCutchen (PIT) First Home Run (+650): At +650, this is a “Hail Mary, but make it McCutchen” play. He’s 34, but so is time—let’s see if he’s got one in him.

The Verdict
The Pirates should win this by the skin of their (threadbare) teeth, but don’t be surprised if the Rockies somehow tie it with a walk-off in the 9th. Grab the Over 11.5 runs if you enjoy heartburn. And for the love of all that’s holy, lay off the Rockies’ bullpen—unless you want to lose money slowly.

Final Score Prediction: Pirates 7, Rockies 6. (But really, it’s 12-11 in 10 innings. Just go with it.)

Tip your waiter (or bookmaker) accordingly. 🍻⚾

Created: Aug. 3, 2025, 3:01 a.m. GMT