Prop Bets: Pittsburgh Pirates VS Kansas City Royals 2025-07-08
Royals vs. Pirates: A Tale of Two Offenses (and One Very Tired Fanbase)
The Kansas City Royals (-140) and Pittsburgh Pirates (+117) collide in a game that’s less a baseball match and more of a mutual pity party. Both teams are so bad at scoring, it’s like they’re playing with a 10-pound bat. The Royals, MLB’s worst offense (3.3 R/GG), will send Seth Lugo to the mound, hoping he can pitch like a star while his lineup struggles to muster a hot dog. The Pirates, scoring 3.4 R/RG, will counter with Mitch Keller, who might as well be pitching in a hurricane given his 4.55 ERA.
Key Prop Bets to Mock:
- Bobby Witt Jr. (-350 on hits over 0.5): Bet he gets at least 1 hit… because of course, Bobby. The pressure’s on!
- Maikel Garcia (-290 on hits over 0.5): Another “at least he’ll try” prop. Let’s see if he can avoid striking out against Keller’s changeup.
- Seth Lugo’s strikeouts over 5.5 (-134): Take the under. How many batters can he face when the Royals score 2 runs total in their last 3 games?
Why the Pirates Might Win:
The Pirates have won 6 of 10, thanks to pitching and the fact that KC’s lineup can’t hit a thrown cow. Pittsburgh’s +117 underdog odds are basically a free bet… just throw money at them and hope for a rally.
Why the Royals Might Win:
Because sometimes a team’s best chance is just hoping the other team’s pitcher has an off day. Lugo’s 3.85 ERA isn’t great, but it’s not terrible, and the Pirates’ offense is so anemic, it’ll take a blood transfusion to beat them.
Final Prediction:
This game will be a 4-3 Pittsburgh win, decided by a walk-off single from Isiah Kiner-Falefa. Take the Under 8 runs (+100) — it’s the only prop that makes sense when these two teams play.
“Let’s play baseball… slowly.” 🎬⚾
Created: July 8, 2025, 8:54 a.m. GMT