Prop Bets: Pittsburgh Pirates VS Milwaukee Brewers 2025-06-23
Brewers vs. Pirates Prediction: A Tale of Two "P"s
The Milwaukee Brewers (-198) will likely brew another victory over the Pittsburgh Pirates (+163) on Monday, June 23, 2025, much to the dismay of Pirates fans who are used to their team’s “P” standing for Patience (and a lot of it).
Key Stats & Odds:
- Brewers: 67.6% win rate as favorites, averaging 4.6 runs/game (9th in MLB).
- Pirates: 37% win rate as underdogs, but a paltry 3.3 runs/game (dead last in MLB).
- Spread: Brewers -1.5 (odds: -198), Pirates +1.5 (odds: +163).
- Total: Over/Under 8.5 runs (betting line: -110 for both).
Why the Brewers Win:
Because the Pirates’ offense is about as explosive as a wet firework, and Milwaukee’s lineup? They’re the reason the “P” in Pirates should stand for Pushed Around.
Why the Pirates Might Survive:
If history repeats, Pittsburgh could pull off an underdog win (37% chance!). But let’s be real—this is the same team that scores fewer runs than a toddler’s tantrum.
Best Bets:
- Brewers -1.5 (-198): Take the juice on Milwaukee, who’ll likely cover the spread like a blanket on a baby’s head.
- Under 8.5 Runs (-110): With Pittsburgh’s anemic offense and Brewers’ subpar bullpen, this game might be a snoozefest.
Final Score Prediction:
Milwaukee 4, Pittsburgh 2. The Pirates will make fans check their TVs to see if the game is in black-and-white.
Note: No player props were mentioned in the context, but if there were, they’d probably involve Pirates hitters going 0-for-8 again. 🍻⚾
Created: June 23, 2025, 6:06 a.m. GMT