Prop Bets: Portland Trail Blazers VS Cleveland Cavaliers 2025-12-03
Humorous Prediction: Cleveland Cavaliers vs. Portland Trail Blazers (Dec 4, 2025)
The Cleveland Cavaliers, fresh off a 135-119 dismantling of the Pacers, are here to treat the Portland Trail Blazers like a buffet of despair. With a -11.5 spread and a moneyline of -117, the Cavs are the statistical equivalent of a "Do Not Disturb" sign for Portland’s hopes. The Trail Blazers, missing key pieces like Anfernee Simons and Jusuf Nurkic, are about as threatening as a screensaver.
Key Player Props to Target:
- Donovan Mitchell (Cavs): The French Connection (yes, we’re still using that nickname) is a -148 favorite to dish 5.5+ assists. With Portland’s perimeter defense ranking 28th in the league, Mitchell will probably hand out dimes like he’s at a free coupon stand.
- Evan Mobley: This man’s 33.5 PRA line (-111) is basically a guarantee. If he doesn’t hit it, the NBA should just retire the stat sheet.
- Total Points: The Over 240.5 (-111) is a lock. Cleveland’s offense is a well-oiled machine, and Portland’s defense? More of a Rube Goldberg device.
Why It’s a Laugher:
Portland’s frontcourt is so depleted, they’re playing 4-on-5 just to watch the clock tick down. The Cavs’ frontcourt, led by Mobley and D’Andre Hunter, will dominate the glass and draw fouls like it’s a charity event.
Dark Horse Prop:
Bet Mobley’s triple-double prop (-165). He’s already averaging 18/12/6 this season. If he doesn’t hit it, the stat gods have no soul.
Final Verdict:
The Cavs win by double digits, Mitchell hits his assist line, and Mobley’s stat line makes the box score blush. Portland fans, grab your popcorn—this one’s a one-way street.
Note: If you bet the Over, bring a sweater. It’s going to be hot in Cleveland. 🏀🔥
Created: Dec. 3, 2025, 9:54 p.m. GMT