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Prop Bets: Sacramento Kings VS Memphis Grizzlies 2026-02-23

Humorous Prediction: Memphis Grizzlies vs. Sacramento Kings (Feb 24, 2026)

The Setup:
The Sacramento Kings, fresh off a 16-game losing streak and a road record that makes a blind squirrel’s nut-gathering skills look competent (3-26), face the Memphis Grizzlies, who are 21-16 at home. The Grizzlies are favored (-4.0 to -4.5) across the board, with the total set at 233.5 points. Let’s just say the Kings’ chances of winning are about as likely as my ex calling to say she’s truly over me.

Key Stats & Odds (Decimal Implied Probabilities):
- Memphis Moneyline: 1.57 (63.7% implied).
- Sacramento Moneyline: 2.45 (40.8% implied).
- Spread: Grizzlies -4.0/4.5 (odds ~1.91 for both sides).
- Total: 233.5 (Even money).

Player Props to Mock (and Maybe Bet):
1. Ty Jerome is the star of the show:
- Over 17.5 Pts (-136, 54.3% implied). “Ty’s got more swagger than a used car salesman. Go get ‘em, Ty!”
- Over 4.5 Asts (-128, 55.8% implied). “Assists? Pfft. Ty’s here to dribble the clock out.”
- Triple-Double (2000 odds). “Yes, because the Grizzlies so need another big man. Prioritize, Ty!”

1. DeMar DeRozan is the elder statesman:
   - Over 15.5 Pts (-123, 54.9% implied). “DeMar’s still got it… or at least a solid foot in the door.”
   - Over 3.5 Asts (+106, 49.6% implied). “If he starts dishing, the Kings might as well pack it in.”

1. Three-Pointers for Ty Jerome (Over 2.5 at +135, 42.6% implied). “Ty’s shooting like he’s in a different universe. Probably a better one.”

Why Memphis Wins (Probably):
- The Kings are 3-26 on the road. Three wins. In 29 games. Math checks out.
- Memphis’ home net rating is +11.2. Sacramento’s? Negative enough to power a small city.

Why Sacramento Might Shock Us (Probably Not):
- They’ve got Domantas Sabonis injured. Wait, no—they don’t. Wait, who’s on their team?

Final Verdict:
Grizzlies in a pick’em game they’re favored in. Bet Ty Jerome’s points (he’s hot) and laugh at the DeRozan triple-double prop (2000 odds? More like 2000-to-1 against common sense).

“The Kings will score… points. The Grizzlies will win… probably. And Ty Jerome will make you money if you trust his ‘I’m-a-30-year-old-Version-1.0’ act.”

Final Score Prediction: Memphis 118, Sacramento 107. Kings fans: Check out the replay. You know, the one where they lose. 🏀

Created: Feb. 23, 2026, 3:30 p.m. GMT