Prop Bets: Seattle Mariners VS Minnesota Twins 2025-06-25
Twins vs. Mariners: A Fireworks Show or a Pitcher’s Duel? Let’s Go With Fireworks!
The Minnesota Twins (-132) and Seattle Mariners (+110) clash on June 25 in a game that’s as predictable as a Twins fan complaining about the weather. Here’s the breakdown, served with a side of sarcasm:
### Why the Twins Should Win
- Joe Ryan (Twins’ starter) has a 4.12 ERA this season. That’s “respectable” code for “he’ll probably give up a few runs but look busy.”
- The Twins are 51% winners when favored, which is about the same chance this game ends without a rain delay.
- Ty France and Byron Buxton are your usual suspects for RBIs, though Buxton’s “clutch” hits usually come in the form of a double play.
### Why the Mariners Should Win
- The Mariners have won 48.1% of games as underdogs. That’s the MLB version of “rolling the dice on a 20-sided RPG.”
- Cal Raleigh is a home run machine (32 HRs this season), and the prop bet for him to hit Over 0.5 HR (-208) is basically a guarantee. He’s like a human missile silo.
- Seattle’s offense has gone over the total in 41 of 77 games. Bring sunscreen for this lineup—they’re about to roast the scoreboard.
### The Over/Under: 7.5 Runs (Take the OVER)
- The Twins have gone over in 33 of 77 games.
- The Mariners? They’ve gone over in 41 of 77.
- Math: 33 + 41 = “This game will be a 12-run laugher, but let’s just pretend it’s 7.5.”
### Prop Bets to Steal Your Cash
- Cal Raleigh Over 0.5 HR (-208): He’s hit 32 HRs already. This is a gimme. Take it.
- Joe Ryan Over 4.5 Earned Runs (+360): Ryan’s ERA is 4.12, so this is a coin flip. Or a dice roll. Or a “hope the defense doesn’t suck” gamble.
- George Kirby Under 5.5 Strikeouts (-120 vs. +110): Kirby’s Ks are as reliable as a Twins closer. Take the UNDER.
### Final Prediction
This game will be a 9-8 Mariners win in 10 innings, decided by… checks notes… a walk-off HR by Cal Raleigh. The OVER 7.5 will explode like a piñata. And Joe Ryan? He’ll pitch like a $25/month MLB The Show player—good enough to look competent, bad enough to lose.
Bet the Mariners +110 and the OVER 7.5. And maybe a small amount on Cal Raleigh to hit 2 HRs. For science.
Created: June 25, 2025, 8:02 p.m. GMT