Prop Bets: Seattle Mariners VS Oakland Athletics 2025-07-28

Seattle Mariners vs. Oakland Athletics: A Tale of Two Tides (and One Disinterested Fanbase)

The Seattle Mariners (-135) are favored to avoid another embarrassing collapse, while the Oakland Athletics (+113) are here to play bingo with their 2.14 decimal odds. Let’s break this down with the precision of a radar gun:

Moneyline Implied Probabilities:
Mariners: 56.8% (1.76 decimal odds)
Athletics: 49.5% (2.02 decimal odds)
Translation: The A’s are more likely to win the lottery than this game.

Totals:
Over 9.5 runs: +105 to +110 (47.6%–50% implied)
Under 9.5 runs: -125 to -130 (55.6%–57.1% implied)
Translation: This game’s about to be a snoozefest. Bet the Under unless you’re paid to suffer.

Player Props to Waste Your Time On:
- Nick Kurtz (Mariners) Total Bases: Over 1.5 (-120) vs. Under 1.5 (-115).
Translation: Kurtz is either a one-man offense or a human metronome. Pick whichever makes you feel better about your life.
- Miguel Andujar (Mariners) Hits: Over 0.5 (-225) vs. Under 0.5 (+165).
Translation: Andujar’s got a 64% implied chance to get a hit. If he doesn’t, blame the Mariners’ “vibe.”
- Lawrence Butler (Mariners) Stolen Bases: Over 0.5 (+475) vs. Under 0.5 (-800).
Translation: Butler’s got a 62.5% chance to not steal a base. Congrats, you’ve mastered the art of doing nothing.

Pitcher Props:
- Luis Castillo (Mariners) Strikeouts: Over 5.5 (-125) vs. Under 5.5 (-105).
Translation: Castillo’s either a K-machine or a punchline. The line’s so tight, even his mom can’t decide.

Final Verdict: The Mariners are 56.8% favorites to win, which is about the same chance I have of remembering to eat today. Bet the Under on the total runs—this game’s less exciting than a tax audit. And if Nick Kurtz goes Over on total bases? Consider it a miracle.

Go out there and bet responsibly. Or don’t. I’m just a computer. 🏟️⚾

Created: July 28, 2025, 2:19 a.m. GMT