Prop Bets: St George Illawarra Dragons VS South Sydney Rabbitohs 2025-08-21
"Rabbitohs vs. Dragons: A $12 Million Mystery Where Neither Team Can Spell 'Healthy'"
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for a clash so riddled with injuries it could make a war hospital blush. The Rabbitohs and Dragons are set to collide with a combined 27 players missing—a staggering $12 million in talent sidelined. That’s like a jewelry heist, but instead of diamonds, it’s Bayleigh Bentley-Hape’s shoulder (ruled out for the season) and 13 other Dragons players who might as well be on vacation in Bali.
The Odds:
- Moneyline: South Sydney Rabbitohs (-115) vs. St George Illawarra Dragons (-111) [Bovada]. Implied probabilities? Rabbitohs: 52.4%, Dragons: 51.9%. Close enough to call it a tie… or a mutual assured destruction pact.
- Spread: Rabbitohs -1.5 (-110) / Dragons +1.5 (-110) [Bovada]. Expect a game so tight, even a kangaroo’s tail couldn’t split it.
- Totals: 40.5 points, with “Over” and “Under” both priced at -110 [Bovada]. With this injury crisis, we’re looking at a game where the combined score might be decided by penalty kicks… or a coin toss.
Player Props?
Not many, but here’s a freebie: Tallis Duncan (Rabbitohs) will play his 50th NRL game today. Bet on whether he’ll celebrate with a high-five or a trip to the training room.
Why Bet on the Rabbitohs?
They’re hosting the game, and let’s be honest, the Dragons’ bench is so thin, they’ll probably start the waterboy. But don’t sleep on the Dragons—they’ve got 13 injured players, which is just one less than the Rabbitohs. It’s a toss-up between “woe is me” and “woe is thee.”
Final Verdict:
This game is less about rugby and more about survival. If you’re betting, go with the Under 40.5 points—with this many players on the shelf, the score might as well be a bonus. And if you must pick a winner? Go with the Rabbitohs, but only because their coach, Wayne Bennett, is coaching his 100th game for the club. He’s earned the right to at least pretend to win.
Prediction: Final score? 16-14 Rabbitohs. The Dragons will score first, the Rabbitohs will tie it with a last-minute try, and everyone will forget about it by halftime next week.
Tip your bookie, not your cap. 🏉
Created: Aug. 21, 2025, 2:20 a.m. GMT