Prop Bets: Tampa Bay Buccaneers VS Detroit Lions 2025-10-20

Humorous Prediction: Buccaneers vs. Lions – A Tale of Two QBs and a Slightly Tipsy Spread

The Detroit Lions (-6.0, implied probability ~61.5% via spread pricing) are favored to stomp the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, but let’s be real—this game might hinge on whether Baker Mayfield can throw for 241.5 yards (-114) without accidentally launching a pick-six into the stands. The Lions’ secondary is a wounded zoo (missing Terrion Arnold, Kerby Joseph, Brian Branch), so Mayfield’s +22.5 completions prop (-115) feels like betting on a fish to swim in a goldfish bowl. Swim, Baker, swim.

On the flip side, Jared Goff’s “longest completion over 35.5 yards” prop (-120) is a laugh riot. With Tampa Bay’s pass rush sputtering (17th in Def DVOA), Goff will have all day to fire lasers… or, more likely, dinks and dunks. Let’s just say if he throws a 36-yard bomb, the Lions’ offense might throw a parade.

Key Stats & Odds:
- Moneyline: Lions at 1.36 (Buccaneers at 3.25)
- Spread: Lions -6.0 (Bucs +6.0)
- Total: 54.0-54.5 points (even money on Over/Under)
- Props to Note:
- Baker Mayfield Over 241.5 passing yards (-114)
- Mayfield Over 22.5 completions (-115)
- Jared Goff Over 35.5 longest completion yards (-120)

Why It’s a Joke: Mike Evans and Emeka Egbuka are game-time decisions, so Tampa’s WR corps is as reliable as a casino craps shooter’s focus. If they’re out, the Bucs’ offense becomes a “survive and advance” affair—perfect for a “Bucs +6” bet if you enjoy heartburn.

Final Verdict: The Lions should win, but the real money’s in Mayfield’s arm and Goff’s escape artist skills. Bet like you’re at a comedy show: laugh at the underdog, but keep your wallet close. Go Lions, or go home… unless you’re a Bucs fan, in which case, go buy a lottery ticket. 🏈

Created: Oct. 20, 2025, 10:10 p.m. GMT