Prop Bets: Toronto Argonauts VS Montreal Alouettes 2025-07-17

Toronto Argonauts vs. Montreal Alouettes: A Humorous Prediction
Where Chad Kelly’s rehab pace rivals a sloth on a treadmill and Davis Alexander’s return turns the Alouettes into a QB-led heist.

The Setup:
The Toronto Argonauts, led by interim QB Nick Arbuckle (1,449 yards, 7 TDs, 7 INTs this season), face the Montreal Alouettes, who’ve welcomed back their star QB Davis Alexander. Alexander, fresh off a "month of the month" award, boasts a 75.6% completion rate, 803 yards, 5 TDs, and just 2 INTs. Oh, and he already beat Toronto 28-10 this year—so Montreal’s confidence is about as shaky as Arbuckle’s arm.

The Odds:
- Moneyline: Montreal (-450) is the favorite, implying an 82% chance to win (per decimal odds). Toronto (+350) offers a 25-28% implied probability, depending on the bookie.
- Spread: Montreal is -8.5 (-110) at most books, while Toronto is +8.5 (-110).
- Totals: The Over/Under sits at 50.5 points (1.87-1.95 odds).

Player Props to Bet On (Based on Context):
1. Davis Alexander Total Passing Yards: Bet Over 220.5 (his season average is 167.3, but with Toronto’s leaky defense, he’s cooking).
2. Nick Arbuckle Ints: Over 1.5 (-120). If he’s lucky, he’ll match his TD-to-INT ratio. If not… it’s a dumpster fire.
3. Alexander’s TDs: Over 2.5 (+110). He’s a touchdown machine compared to Arbuckle’s 7-7 TD/INT ratio.

The Prediction:
Montreal’s Alexander returns like a caffeinated superhero, torching Toronto’s defense. Arbuckle, meanwhile, will likely throw for 200 yards and 2 INTs, which in CFL terms is “meh.” The Alouettes’ 8.5-point spread looks like a gift for bettors, especially since Toronto’s third in the East while Montreal’s dancing at the top.

Final Score Prediction:
Montreal 35, Toronto 24. Alexander throws 3 TDs, Arbuckle throws 2 INTs, and the Over hits because someone always forgets to tell CFL offenses to lay eggs.

Bet Montreal -8.5 or the Over 50.5 if you want to feel validated. Otherwise, grab a bag of poutine and root for chaos. 🏈🔥

Created: July 14, 2025, 10:09 p.m. GMT