Prop Bets: Toronto Blue Jays VS Chicago White Sox 2025-07-07
Toronto Blue Jays vs. Chicago White Sox: A Soufflé vs. a Brick Wall
Date: July 7, 2025 | Time: 7:07 PM ET
The Toronto Blue Jays (-150) are about as likely to lose this game as a soufflé is to survive a toddler’s high chair. The Chicago White Sox (+250) have a 28.6% chance to pull off the impossible, according to the books, which is roughly the same odds of me understanding why baseball still doesn’t have a playoff system that makes sense.
Why the Jays Should Win:
- Toronto’s offense averages 4.6 runs per game, which is like a light drizzle compared to the White Sox’s defense, which looks like a sieve dipped in Jell-O.
- The Blue Jays win 58.8% of the time when they’re favored, which is basically the sports equivalent of a guaranteed Netflix password.
Why the White Sox Might Survive (Spoiler: They Won’t):
- Chicago’s total runs line sits at 8.5, so if you’re into "Over/Under" bets, you might as well flip a coin while eating a salad named "Confusion." Both sides are priced at ~50% (1.91 odds), because why not make us suffer?
Player Props to Waste Your Money On:
- Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (Toronto): Bet he goes 3-for-5 with a moonshot home run. The line isn’t listed, but it’s basically a sure thing, like betting the sun will rise tomorrow… if tomorrow was Tuesday and baseball season.
- Lance Lynn (Chicago): Bet he gives up 5+ earned runs. The line isn’t listed either, but it’s also a sure thing, like betting your buddy who “quits sugar” by 5 PM.
Final Prediction:
The Blue Jays will win by 2 runs, or about the same margin as a professional poker player winning against a table full of kindergarten graduates. Pick: Toronto -1.5.
Note: If the White Sox somehow win, check your TV for a signal glitch. Twice. 🎬⚾
Created: July 6, 2025, 7:19 p.m. GMT