Prop Bets: Tottenham Hotspur VS Paris Saint Germain 2025-11-26
Paris Saint-Germain vs. Tottenham Hotspur: A One-Way Street to the Elysée?
The Verdict:
Paris Saint-Germain (PSG) is a 1.35 favorite (-765 implied probability) to crush Tottenham Hotspur at home, per BetRivers, while Spurs are a staggering +8.0 underdog (10.7% implied). The draw sits at 4.9 (19.6%), which is about as likely as a Spurs fan winning a free croissant in Paris.
Why PSG Will Win (with Math and Sarcasm):
1. Tottenham’s Premier League Struggles: Despite being unbeaten in the Champions League, Spurs are 14th in the EPL. PSG, meanwhile, has injuries but still smells like a bakery (read: organized chaos with occasional flambé moments).
2. Luis Enrique’s Midseason Magic: PSG’s manager has turned the team from “meh” to “meh, but with more flair,” per RMC Sport.
3. Fabian Ruiz’s Goal Scoring Prop: Ruiz is a +430 (23.3% implied) anytime scorer. Bet on him—because even if he doesn’t score, the odds are so long, you’ll probably forget you placed the bet.
Key Player Props to Mock/Back:
- Fabian Ruiz Anytime Goal: +430 (DraftKings). Because why not bet on the guy who “positions himself advantageously near the penalty area” as if it’s a corporate strategy.
- João Neves Assist Over 0.5: +290 (FanDuel). Because if Neves doesn’t assist, the universe implodes.
- Richarlison Shots Over 5.0: +1400 (FanDuel). A 6.7% chance to win. Perfect for when you want to feel the thrill of losing.
The Underdog’s Last Stand:
Tottenham’s best bet? Pray PSG’s Marquinhos gets a red card (+800). Or maybe Cristian Romero (+190). Either way, Spurs’ best shot at victory is to hope PSG’s defense forgets how to count to 11.
Final Score Prediction:
PSG 3-0 Tottenham. Because Spurs’ best performance in Paris since 2019 was a 1-1 draw, and even that required a goal of the century from Gareth Bale.
Bet Like a Parisian:
- PSG -1.5 (-110): Per BetUS, take the points. PSG’s attack is a Michelin-starred meal; Spurs’ defense is a student cafeteria.
- Over 2.5 Goals (1.56): Tottenham’s offense is meh, but PSG’s is meh with flair.
Disclaimer: This prediction is not financial advice. It is, however, a very serious joke. Place bets accordingly. 🏆🔥
Created: Nov. 26, 2025, 7:06 p.m. GMT