Prop Bets: UAB Blazers VS Tennessee Volunteers 2025-09-20

Tennessee Volunteers vs. UAB Blazers: A Comedy of Errors (With a Touch of Dominance)

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for a game where the Tennessee Volunteers (-39.5) will likely treat the UAB Blazers like a practice squad at a community college scrimmage. The odds? A collective yawn from bookmakers, who’ve set the spread so steep (-39.5 to -39.0 across all boards) it’s basically a “buy 10, get 1 free” deal for Vols fans. If Tennessee’s offense doesn’t score 50 points, they’ll be disappointed and underperforming relative to the spread. UAB, meanwhile, is priced at +39.5 (1.83–1.91 implied odds), which translates to “you can bet on this team to pull off a miracle… if by miracle you mean ‘sudden, inexplicable athletic enlightenment.’”

The total points line hovers around 68.5–69.5, with most books offering even money on the Over/Under. Given Tennessee’s recent 41–38 overtime loss to Georgia, expect this game to resemble a popcorn machine: loud, chaotic, and best enjoyed with a fire extinguisher (for when the Blazers inevitably score a touchdown).

Player props? None provided. You can’t even get odds on whether UAB’s quarterback will blink first.

Final prediction: Tennessee wins by ~25 points, the Over hits because UAB’s defense will look like a group of synchronized swimmers trying to tackle a tank, and the only prop bet worth placing is “Will FanDuel add a ‘Tennessee scores a safety’ prop?” Answer: Please do.

Kickoff: 12:45 PM EDT. Bet accordingly, or don’t. The math isn’t judging you—it’s already written in the spread.

Created: Sept. 20, 2025, 4:27 p.m. GMT