Prop Bets: UT Martin Skyhawks VS Oklahoma State Cowboys 2025-08-28

Humorous Prediction: UT Martin Skyhawks vs. Oklahoma State Cowboys (Aug 28, 2025)

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for a game where the underdog’s chances are about as likely as me understanding my cable bill. The Oklahoma State Cowboys (-22.5, -1500 implied probability) are favored to stomp the UT Martin Skyhawks so hard that the spread might as well be -30.5 with a side of humility. The moneyline? OSU at +103 (yes, you’re paying to bet on them—because why not?), while UT Martin sits at +1200, the kind of odds that make you think, “Did they forget this team has a football?”

The total is set at 55.5 points, which is generous enough for a college game but still low enough to make you wonder if the bookmakers assume both teams will spend 60 minutes staring at their own feet. If you’re feeling spicy, take the Under (even odds) and imagine a defensive showdown where “big plays” are measured in inches.

As for player props? There are none listed here, which is probably for the best. Let’s be real: The only prop you need is “Will UT Martin score a touchdown?” …and even that’s a longshot.

Final Prediction: Oklahoma State wins by 23 points, because math. And also because their odds are literally 1.04, which is the sportsbook’s way of saying, “Don’t bother with the math—just pick the cowboys.” UT Martin, meanwhile, will make for a valiant David… until Goliath remembers he owns a tractor.

Bet responsibly, or don’t. The odds are that even if you do, you’ll lose. 🐎🏈

Created: Aug. 19, 2025, 9:48 a.m. GMT