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Prop Bets: VfB Stuttgart II VS SSV Ulm 1846 2025-11-01

"SSV Ulm: The Final Destination (of Hopeless Situations)"

The 3. Liga’s most cursed team, SSV Ulm 1846, hosts VfB Stuttgart II on November 1 at 13:00 in a match that’s less of a football game and more of a horror movie sequel. With four ACL injuries this season—including the latest victim, Jonas David, who joins a tragic trio of newcomers in the injury room—Ulm’s squad is thinner than a Bundesliga transfer budget in January. Their only solace? They’re technically favored here.

The Odds (Because Why Not?):
- Moneyline: Ulm at 2.15 (implied 46.5%), Stuttgart II at 2.95 (34%).
- Spread: Ulm -0.25 (1.89) / Stuttgart +0.25 (1.85).
- Total: Over 2.5 goals at 1.61 (61% implied), Under at 2.25 (44.4%).

Let’s break this down:
- Ulm’s “edge” is a 0.25-goal spread, which is basically betting on a coin flip with a slight tilt toward whichever team’s players haven’t torn their ACLs.
- The Over 2.5 goals line? Given Ulm’s defense (which has looked at a loss to SC Verl and thought, “Challenge accepted”), this might be the most sensible bet.

Player Props?
None provided, but if you had to guess:
- VfB Stuttgart II’s striker will score first? Probably. Ulm’s backline is a group of ACL-less volunteers.
- Jonas David’s recovery time: At least 9 months, or until the club runs out of medical metaphors for their “streak of bad luck.”

Prediction:
This will be a low-scoring slog (Under 2.5 goals) that Ulm wins 1-0 on a lucky header from someone whose name no one can spell. But don’t be surprised if Stuttgart II shocks them—after all, Ulm’s midfield is currently staffed by players who think “possession” is a sin.

Verdict: Back Ulm (-0.25) for the spread, but take the Under 2.5 goals unless you enjoy watching teams hemorrhage points. The real prop bet here is “Will Markus Thiele finally scream into the void?” Answer: Already did. ⚽🩹

Created: Oct. 29, 2025, 7:17 a.m. GMT