Prop Bets: VfB Stuttgart VS Borussia Dortmund 2025-11-22

"Borussia Dortmund vs. Stuttgart: A Six-Game Curse, a Goalie’s Worst Nightmare, and Why Serhou Guirassy Might Steal the Show"

The Bundesliga’s most gloriously cursed rivalry continues as Borussia Dortmund (3rd, 7 points behind Bayern) host Stuttgart (4th, same points but worse GD) on November 22, 2025. Dortmund, fresh off a 1-1 draw with Hamburg (thanks to a 90+7’ own goal that’ll haunt them forever), are slight favorites (-200 implied probability) to end their six-game losing streak against Stuttgart. Stuttgart, meanwhile, are 4.20 to pull off another shocker like last season’s 5-1 and 2-1 upsets.

Key Stats & Odds:
- Moneyline: Dortmund at 1.75, Stuttgart at 4.20, Draw at 3.90.
- Over/Under 2.5 Goals: Over at 1.55 (implied 66.6% chance both teams score). With Dortmund’s leaky defense (11 goals conceded in 4 games) and Stuttgart’s recent 3-2 win over Augsburg, this’ll be a bloodbath or a snoozer.
- Spread: Dortmund -0.75 (-115), Stuttgart +0.75 (-105).

Player Props to Bet Your Grandma’s Wig On:
1. Serhou Guirassy (Dortmund): Anytime goal scorer at -115 (1.86 odds). The French forward is Dortmund’s secret weapon—if he doesn’t trip over his own feet first.
2. Deniz Undav (Stuttgart): First goal scorer at +210. The Turkish striker netted twice in Stuttgart’s last win—and he’s probably plotting another brace.

Why This Game is a Comedy of Errors:
- Dortmund’s Champions League fatigue? They’ve played 5 games in 22 days. Stuttgart’s Europa League? They’ve played 4. Same, same, but different.
- Stuttgart hasn’t drawn a league game all season. Dortmund? They’ve drawn 3. Someone needs to teach these teams how to finish games.
- Dortmund’s home advantage? Signal Iduna Park is a fortress… for everyone except Stuttgart.

Prediction: This is a 2-1 Dortmund win (Over 2.5 goals), with Guirassy scoring and Undav adding a late consolation. Why? Because math says so. Also, Stuttgart’s “no draws” policy and Dortmund’s “we’ll eventually beat you” mentality make for a chaotic 90 minutes.

Final Joke: If Dortmund loses again, Julian Nagelsmann will start drafting his resignation. Stuttgart’s manager? He’ll just laugh, sip his coffee, and whisper, “Six games. Six. Games.”

Bet responsibly. And maybe don’t put it all on Undav. 🎲⚽

Created: Nov. 22, 2025, 8:07 a.m. GMT